No thank you. Two years ago I was seeing a man who, on our third date, broke out an old pair of '90s raver pants with the intention of wearing them out of the house. Never have I gone so quickly from "let's go to dinner!" to "ehh, let's order in, and I'll go to the door". The black extra-wide raver pants paired…

Are they from Minnesota? "That's interesting" is what we typically say instead of "what in the sphincter of hell was your dumb ass thinking?"

Ahem.

I vote to collectively trade Molly White for zombie/ghost Molly Ivins.

Right?! I want two feet of snow! The fact the Mississippi is open and flowing right now is just disturbing.

Hey now, I criticize Zygi regularly, that fraudulent sumbitch. Both for the Peterson debacle and MN giving him (convicted of fraud!) half a billion in taxpayer dollars for the new stadium.

Moisturize your sac, sir.

Olympia Snowe was the last GOP woman I anticipate ever respecting. Bachmann and Palin are just wastes of carbon.

You, I like. Pissing contests over abortion rights taking precedence in DC over infrastructure concerns is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

There are anti-abortion protesters outside right now, tabling and handing out flyers at the university I work at. Their numbers are puny.

Sandy Hook didn't do it, so there is no upper bound. Crazy wants their guns.

I want to star your informative comment but I am too busy vomiting from the content. These people are monsters. My auntie had three miscarriages before having three healthy beautiful children, and her heart broke every time. How cruel can a person be to call a woman who lost her child a murderer? Ugh.

The graphic description of an abortion is heart wrenching and soul searching and would require a WARNING for the graphic content if I included it.

Howlite is a cheap mineral. Excepting the logo, your local crafty 12 year old could make this for you for like $10 in an hour.

The link says page not found. Interesting article though! (Found with Google-Fu)

Really? I get a totally busted Hansel.

Hahahahaha....the MOA doesn't give a shit about the local community. It really is a miserable place, and one more populated by tourists than locals.

Vegan brunch buffet?! That sounds terrible. And this woman so expertly combined stupidity and entitlement, I am almost impressed. Never understood the appeal of truffle though; I prefer Chicken of the Woods, morels or chanterelles for my fresh-picked mushroom-y goodness.

My boss walks by me, farts SBD and walks away. After one of these crop dustings, he said "do you know what I need?" and my response "beano?". He just looked at me but mostly stopped.

Ugh, everyone I know who went to St Olaf is a pretentious twat. Spoiled kids with rich daddies who were afraid of the city.