No thank you. Two years ago I was seeing a man who, on our third date, broke out an old pair of '90s raver pants with the intention of wearing them out of the house. Never have I gone so quickly from "let's go to dinner!" to "ehh, let's order in, and I'll go to the door". The black extra-wide raver pants paired…

Are they from Minnesota? "That's interesting" is what we typically say instead of "what in the sphincter of hell was your dumb ass thinking?"

Ahem.

I vote to collectively trade Molly White for zombie/ghost Molly Ivins.

Right?! I want two feet of snow! The fact the Mississippi is open and flowing right now is just disturbing.

Hey now, I criticize Zygi regularly, that fraudulent sumbitch. Both for the Peterson debacle and MN giving him (convicted of fraud!) half a billion in taxpayer dollars for the new stadium.

Moisturize your sac, sir.

Olympia Snowe was the last GOP woman I anticipate ever respecting. Bachmann and Palin are just wastes of carbon.

You, I like. Pissing contests over abortion rights taking precedence in DC over infrastructure concerns is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

There are anti-abortion protesters outside right now, tabling and handing out flyers at the university I work at. Their numbers are puny.

Sandy Hook didn't do it, so there is no upper bound. Crazy wants their guns.

I want to star your informative comment but I am too busy vomiting from the content. These people are monsters. My auntie had three miscarriages before having three healthy beautiful children, and her heart broke every time. How cruel can a person be to call a woman who lost her child a murderer? Ugh.

I love io9 so much, and it is because of articles like this. Allow me to bask in the light of your logic.

The graphic description of an abortion is heart wrenching and soul searching and would require a WARNING for the graphic content if I included it.

Howlite is a cheap mineral. Excepting the logo, your local crafty 12 year old could make this for you for like $10 in an hour.

The link says page not found. Interesting article though! (Found with Google-Fu)

Really? I get a totally busted Hansel.

Hahahahaha....the MOA doesn't give a shit about the local community. It really is a miserable place, and one more populated by tourists than locals.

Vegan brunch buffet?! That sounds terrible. And this woman so expertly combined stupidity and entitlement, I am almost impressed. Never understood the appeal of truffle though; I prefer Chicken of the Woods, morels or chanterelles for my fresh-picked mushroom-y goodness.

My boss walks by me, farts SBD and walks away. After one of these crop dustings, he said "do you know what I need?" and my response "beano?". He just looked at me but mostly stopped.