Ugh, everyone I know who went to St Olaf is a pretentious twat. Spoiled kids with rich daddies who were afraid of the city.

They did that at the co-op I worked at ALL THE TIME. We also had militant vegans angry about the (certified organic) meat counter, so they would buy meat and leave it to rot behind cereal boxes and whatnot. I worked in grocery and those were the worst surprises to find.

That one time is always such an oddity. I had a server walk by our table and say "So how's that Obamacare working out for you? 'Cause it isn't for me!" out of the blue. She then proceeded to be straight up racist to one of my brunch-mates (Oh, of course YOU can't drive in the snow!). She got no tip, though we…

Ask politely, offer $0.50, say thank you either way. Easy.

Toffee pudding is fantastic, but the pic immediately after a poo story is not.

In Kansas, a man just got probation and a suspended sentence for raping an 11 year old. I'm sure the rapist was the real vic...I can't even joke.

He did, a while back.

No thank you. POUND PUPPIES 4 LYFE.

Damned ospreys! If you know the SNES game E.V.O: Search for Eden, the first levels strongly reminded me of Odell Lake. Then a mysterious time stream evolved me, of course.

Oregon Trail and Odell Lake were the first games I played, and I am glad Oregon Trail lives on.

That was awesome.

Idris Elba (and Jason Momoa) are the sort of world-class hot guys that keep out of it just to give the other mere mortals a chance to shine.

Question for knowledgeable people: I have AB+ blood and Kp(a+b+) Kell. Should I just do plasma donation only instead of blood?

I don't know about farming areas, but they certainly have a bad history of water theft in India.

Got distracted by Lisa Bonet's amazing cheekbones.

The whole sleeping with but not nailing multiple virgins in your bed (with your wife's consent) to fortify your willpower is a bit shady.

I will definitely get Amy Poehler's book as well as Anjelica Huston's. Dunham doesn't do it for me. Comparing AP to LD is silly, though.

'Tis true. I once missed my footing on the balance beam and landed crotch-first right on the beam, then promptly fell off it on to the mat, where I stayed for a good five minutes. Ow.

I think those are the exact qualities that attract people to evangelicals, like how (some) people loved Reagan in the '80s. The reality is second to...this.

Exceptionally attractive and talented man with killer thighs and terrible taste? I'm in. Thanks!