Oh, you should come back for the fair (27 Aug-7 Sep)! The parks look amazing right now, and there is a ton of weird new foods to try. Mac and cheese cupcake? I will try the Italian dessert nachos and BBQ pickle ice cream.

No argument here. Recall the New Mexico cops who subjected a man to multiple enemas, digital anal probes and a colonoscopy. All performed by willing medical doctors in a hospital, and for which the man was later billed $6000. He was pulled over on a minor traffic violation.

I am genuinely impressed with your knowledge of Gawker media minutae.

Damn, that is unfortunate. My cousins raised chickens and ducks for 4-H and loved it, went to the MN state fair every year for the competition. 4-H is awesome.

The new stadium really is uglier than the Metrodome. How is that even possible? It looks very similar to the McNamara alumni bldg across from TCF stadium by the U.

Do you remember the book the Hidden Messages in Water by Masaru Emoto? My former boss loved the author, brought him in to our work to talk about his, um, research. Nice man but no. These are the same people who thought they could detox through their feet and would give me vials of their foot water (blackened from iron…

Can I take that class too? I purchased an absolutely gorgeous lipstick—Guerlain Rouge G in Gigolo—but when I wear it, it is so dark and intense that I startle myself. Also the case is absurd.

In my BHoD Amy P is president and jason Momoa is always shirtless. It’s a good place.

Which chains would you say were the cleanest/most conscientious?

I am relieved. And going to blame my vapidity this AM to accidentally walking through a gas leak on my way to work. Sorry!

No accusations, more an expression of potential heartache. This makes me happy, even if I do have to watch Fallon clips to get my fix. TINA + AMY 4 EVA

Barely related, but did Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have a falling out? I feel like I haven’t seen them being awesome together in a while. I miss them.

Our park systems are great because we have independent park boards. Otherwise, total agreement and hello, neighbor!

Pale, passive rage. It is what we do here.

Indeed. He is now the gross dad who baited, skinned and beheaded a beautiful wild lion for funsies.

good. fuck this guy. Tempted to go into the hinterlands of bloomington (ugh) just to throw shit. You have shamed our state, asshole Walter Palmer! SHAME.

Item 11 should be about items 9 & 10, not 11 & 12.

Right? I just want to know if she can demonstrate 5th grade literacy now.

The ingredients in the detox night tea are senna , dandelion leaf, chamomile and nettle leaf. Okay. So the senna is a known laxative which can really badly fuck up your liver with overuse (>3-5 months), and you’ll note that the packaging says nothing about the dosage/usage level/standardization of actives. While liver…

Yeah, those supplements and teas are 99.999% unregulated bullshit. Attention whores pimping themselves and snake oil for peanuts, capitalism FUCK YEAH.