Works how? “detox” is absolute bullshit unless it’s your kidney or liver, so I am genuinely curious how you define successful functionality of this. Does it make you poo?

All that, plus finding out Adam Weinstein was fired and Richard Lawson tweeting that he had completely made up the James Franco blind items pissed me off. I don’t expect much from my muckraking aggregate of choice, but none of this is okay.

I minored in 8 bit Tetris. Still break out the emulator and play a bit too often.

Cops lie to protect their own asses. In Minneapolis a few years (Jan 2003) back, cops picked up a homeless Native American guy in downtown. They brought him to Little Earth apartments (a primarily Native/1st Nations housing area) and pissed on his head. His HEAD. They then said he pissed on his own head, while passed…

Glenn Smith is evil. Full stop. How many murders is this by cops this year alone of people of color?! How many times do we have to hear the endless victim blaming by those same murderous cops? Why are these sociopaths continually protected by the same people who are supposed to uphold the law of the land? Why are our…

The flavor chemists who designed these should be ashamed. No, actually the marketing jackasses who insisted on these insipid flavors being made are at fault. Ew.

Donald Trump is terrible, so good. Stan Hubbard, owner of Reelz/Hubbard Broadcasting is tight with the Koch assholes. Stan also likes his relative privacy/anonymity in MN, but doesn’t deserve it.

Watching Andy Cohen and Whoopi Goldberg backtracking just as fast as they can today has been truly hilarious. No worries for the young Ms. Stenberg though, she obviously has her shit together.

Geologically the Scandinavian peninsula encompasses Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Linguistically, Finno-Ugric would include Estonian and Hungarian as well as Sami, so I agree that it is useless for defining the region. This comic covers the divide in a light but accurate way.

Finno-Scandinavia, actually. Finland is a Nordic country but not Scandinavian.

His daddy had a silver foot in his mouth, but Jeb might have turned out better had it squarely met his ass. What entitled, arrogant, born on third and thinks he hit a triple bullshit.

Check out the Elie Saab show from yesterday:

I even like the flower crowns for not being so gaudy or plastic as your typical concert-goer’s. Then again, I had a flower circlet (diadem?) of blue orchids for my wedding and loved it so my taste may be suspect.

Disagreement. Those first two dresses look elven/fairy-like more than coachella. I like them.

This or lovingly placing your the semen in their coffee.

Actually, 7th Heaven is still being aired on the Up network. Ugh.

The gossip blogs have been bringing up the Cosby-Hugh Hefner-Dr Mark Saginor (Dr Feelgood) buddy connections as well as the suicide of Paige Young. So gross.

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During the WWC group stage game Cote d’Ivoire vs Thailand, I swear half the Thai team got taken off the field on stretchers. They were by far the floppiest team this go-round.