Track down some Burnett Dairy cheese from Grantsburg, WI or Maple Syrup Rootbeer from Lakefront Brewery in Milwaukee. Amazing.

Madison is insane. I was in town for a conference one weekend, and we were staying right off State St. We were by no means sober, but I have NEVER seen people as fucked up. Walking by a frat house, saw a college girl get pulled out by cops in full Hannibal Lecter face mask and strapped to a dolly. People were randomly…

I was surprise dragged to the first one with my grandmother, mother, mother’s BFF and my little sister. Nothing will ever be more awkward than that. Will go for BDR/Hot Werewolf Alcide.

I do not believe Jim Carrey can correctly define toxin, much less neurotoxin, so his words mean little.

Wasn’t cowherd what Drew Magary named his scrotal clot? Listening to this guy, that might have been too generous. More like the infected pus-filed ick around a failed penile piercing.

PSA: If you are in Hennepin County MN and and don’t want to directly call the police about a mentally ill person, call COPE — 612-596-1223 . They have social workers and more specially trained cops that can help.

Minnesota Nice: Stay the fuck out of MN, we definitely don’t want you, anti-vaxxers.

Kirstie Alley is the anti-vaxxer equivalent of those “gay marriage leads to beastiality” people. That is to say, an idiot. Please note that one of the other organizations she supports heavily is the scientology-run rehab Narconon, who currently have 30(ish?) lawsuits against them right now for patient deaths and gross…

Regarding Jenna Elfman, never forget her greatest moment and quote:

“Live” food people are the worst. I worked for a company that made perfumes, and one of our suppliers had biodynamic grape alcohol. While on the phone, the supplier told me how their ethanol was the best because it was still alive due to their manufacturing process.

AIDAN TURNER IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

The former hippies made money, had kids and got REALLY LOUD. Also jesus. /s

My personal favorite was on an instruction sheet for a polytunnel. Step 1: Cup of tea, with a picture of a tea kettle.

The KD was on network stations, easily accessible. The WWC is on Fox Sports 1, not nearly as accessible. I have been watching whatever games telemundo airs, and would have loved to watch the US games. It is not an even comparison.

Right? I adore Ms. Poehler, think she is very funny, but my first thought was wow that hair color is so much better than the P&R blonde, she looks great!

Somehow, this has convinced me to finally watch The Babadook. Thanks?

Anoka Co really is some shameful shit. Funny thing is those wannabe rednecks think of it as being rebellious against us crazy progressive Minneapolitans. I mean, not enough to move to say IA or WI ‘cause it is so much nicer here, but they do like to bitch and moan.

I scared a student by laughing at this. It is perfect. Thank you.

It’s Wisconsin. This is normal.

I am really excited to watch this, ‘cause Aidan Turner.