Well I didn’t think going in to this story I’d come out happy, but I was wrong. So cheers to you Ms. Ananda, I’m going to go ahead and follow you. Please don’t call the cops like that last girl. I should have specified last go around. Rookie mistake.

You made popcorn didn’t you...

No need to drool, go get the shit needed tomorrow. It’s a simple recipe and it makes the girls pants come off. Not that, that helps you.

I’d be glad to finish off the rest of my JD Tennessee Honey, because whiskey and honey is the perfect liquor analogue to this level of sentencing. Sweet justice with a righteous burn.

caffeine for me (please) ...

I make killer shrimp or fish tacos. Om nom nom.

How do you feel about gorditas? I’m a tacos man myself...

Not just men who rape women. Men who hurt women. It just drives me up a fucking wall. If you can’t get it, try a better gameplan. If you can’t get it anymore, move on. If you can’t get it from anyone, try suicide-murder, in that order. I’m half drunk, shouldn’t be talking.

I’m in Metro Vancouver area, British Columbia >_> If I had weed access right now, fuck yeah, but I no longer have a connection to my previous weed man. I’d probably go for some other form of consumption, though.

I’d drink if I could, but... I take meds :/ I like rum, I’ll take vodka mixed with something sweet, I like a…

Yes ma’am. :)

I don’t want to get too preachy, I think we all make mistakes and more people need to understand that. That said men hurting women just makes my blood boil. This guy can kick rocks in the yard for eternity.

Can I get in on this?

I’m in....I’ve been meaning to re-stock my bar for the last month...I know I have something in there that burns...I couldn’t wish a better bday present for him....cin cin peoples!!!

I already consumed my San Pellegrino Aranciata and Milagro tequila, but I will dedicate these drinks in retrospect to the verdict.

I’m an evangelist for good drinks, so I’d recommend three parts Bombay Sapphire to one part Noilly Prat, with a bit of the juice from the olives, shaken hard for a while with the ice (honestly you want to water it down a little, and it should be as cold as the proverbial ice water), garnished with two olives, and…

I and my whiskey and dr pepper are comingling in solidarity!

Are you friends with Archer?

I will in 12 hours. Pepsi with a shot of titos

I’m coming with a 5 gallon keg of some of my home brewed barley wine