Wait, wouldn't we all?

No no no he has amazing “stamina", didn't you hear?? Somehow I feel like he chose that word to brag about sexual prowess lol

So I made the mistake, years ago, of reading my husband this article about people who loved spicy food being “super tasters” - he’s never let me forget it and any time I complain about cilantro, he’s quick to inform me that I, (hating very spicy things) am not a “super taster”. #1. Can I get a medal for not murdering…

I feel like, cilantro is evil, and tastes like soap. But then again, I am NOT a super taster, and bow to your superior taste spuds.

I mean, I’ll try but at 5’2” that might end up with me getting alcohol poisoning... Still, it's for a worthy cause

I instantly feel connected with ANYONE who remembers the song referenced in your user name :-)

Depends on the age of the children tho.... Like my 4 year old doesn't know about slavery or the holocaust yet, she's just too young. But she WILL learn about both in depth, and not just because I'm Jewish and her dad is black - but because she's a human and every human needs to realize what evils humanity is capable…

THANK YOU!! I was wracking my brain trying to figure out where I had heard about this before.

Ooooh! What are your thoughts/feeling/deeply-held-convictions on cilantro? Also the only beer I like is hard apple cider which... I realize ISNT beer, but it comes in a beer like bottle, so that's close enough for me.

Naw man, I'll only call the cops if I see you hiding in the bushes near my door ;-)

Just heard about Carmel Black Velvet in Coke... Sounds just sweet and nasty enough to actually be delish

Close! Garlic bread.

No, in general if girls pants come off around me it's just my sister, borrowing some jeans or my daughter demanding I put her into a dress. Still, I think I know what's for dinner tomorrow

All the internet caffeine to you friend... And in a few short hours, I’ll be fully caffeinated and headed to drop kids off at school cursing my hangover

Staaaaaaaaaawp. I'm now out of alcohol and starving... Legit may have to drop my phone in a bowl of rice tonight to try to extract the moisture of my drooling response to this post.

I feel as tho gorditas are overkill. Give me a carne asada taco with lime on a homemade corn tortilla and I'm in heaven

Yay! 3/4 drunk, let's talk nonsense!

Yes we all make mistakes... And honestly kudos to you for trying to remain balanced... But yeah, any man who rapes women can kick rocks WHILE he burns in hell for eternity.

Not a beer girl either.. U sound like a woman after my own heart!

Are you offering up your crunchy taco-y goodness? If so, then hell yeah! I'm on the west coast, so I'm still celebrating strong!!