Right?! Omg dude, (gender neutral dude, I subscribe to Kel from Orange Soda and The Good Burger’s philosophy of “she’s a dude, he’s a dude, I’m a dude, we’re all dudes, HEY!”) when I read it was his birthday I was so happy!!

Preach, brother, preach.

First of all... I screen shot this recipe to give to my sister (who's a retired bar tender) over Christmas. Secondly... My politics, sadly, ARE the fatale part of my personality, so in general, I keep them under wraps. SHHHHHHHH, DONT TELL!!

Future Cheers!

Only in my dreams, sadly

This sounds both dangerous and fun. I LIKE it.

#1: sour apple vodka sounds amazing. I used to live in South Carolina and would drink this (tacky, I’m sure, but delish) sour apple saki at a Japanese fusion restaurant in Charleston that turned into a dance club after 10pm.

I feel like a punk Betty Crocker maybe shuns booze but smokes weed? But I live in Portland, I assume everyone smokes lol

Wow cheers to you! You are one classy lookin dame! (Said in my best, tipsy, roaring 20’s mobster impression)

Hope those tears burn like acid. Cheers to you and boyfriend and rapist tears!

Cheers!

Time will tell. I’m nothing if not determined and I’ve always loved the idea of being some type of femme fatale (Veronica lake or Lauren Bacall) who downs martinis like they're ice waters.

Which, science has told me, is as good for your heart as 30 minutes of cardio... So you're being super healthy too!

Cheers Ms. Dandridge!

Good for you! Cheers!

If I have faith in any Jezzies, I have faith in you! You'll make it to work just fine. The trick is to not stop drinking so that you don't get hungover :-D

I've been told that if you're awake, it's not too early. Come to think of it, maybe that means I need new friends ;-)

Cheer, l’chaim and down the hatch!

You're on the list!

Yay! Now see if Cindymoo wants to join in!