FUCKING FANBOY!!!!!

And yet here you are, replying to me as soon as I post a comment....

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

This is the only game so far that’s made me regret getting rid of my Xbox.

I mean, to be fair, I think most things that most people do are pretty stupid. I really only care about it when people act like they’re entitled, as though X company or person owes them something. In this case, nobody’s owed anything. Nintendo may or may not be stupid in passing up “free advertising” but oh well.…

lol what the fuck? Am I on ign circa 2005 all the sudden? Pretty weird stuff there, guy.

I almost never see anyone, at least on this site, “blindly defending” Nintendo. What I do see is you in every other article about Nintendo trying as hard as possible to remind everyone how edgy you are because you think Nintendo are stupid. We get it. You should change your name from Straw Hat to Straw Fedora. It…

Did one of the Yamauchis kill your mom or something? I think the only thing crazier than militant allegiance to a brand is the militant opposition to one.

As someone who both plays games and watches YouTube videos about games, this doesn’t matter. Sorry.

So kill all the white people that don’t kiss the collective ass of black people hard enough, then? Cool.

Classic.

I usually don’t care much about the things other people waste money on, but fuck. Just stop it, people.

To take that even further, at what point does it piss your fans off so badly that they stop buying your game and you end up losing more money than you gained from microtransactions?

I don’t think anyone was doubting why they did it; it’s abundantly obvious that it’s nothing more than a cynical decision made by a team of corporate higher-ups with the hopes of netting extra money. No one was wondering if this was about making more money.

Haha, stupid 2K. PS that Poochie clip is pretty much how I imagine the creation of Sonic the Hedgehog played out.

Thus saith the reverberations of the echo chamber.

It’s not “moving the goalposts” to ask you a question. That’s not even what that means. What you’re trying to accuse me of is deflecting, and I’m not doing that either. I’m literally trying to expedite my response to your question by asking you to acknowledge that concepts like borders and immigration laws are not…

First, let me ask you a question. Why do you think every single country that’s existed over the last couple thousand years has had borders they defend and laws against unchecked immigration? If you’ve ever taken a history class, you should know the answer.

It can be quite rich, especially when you start adding stuff like fried onions and mayonnaise to it. And getting the runs on a long flight just sounds like hell.

Wow, someone’s extremely confident in their digestive system. Either that or you’ve got a good chunk of time before you have to get on a plane for several hours.