I’ve been playing Mario + Rabbids constantly since it came out and I haven’t noticed a single instance of freezing, or a noticeable stuttering that would distract from the game in any way. Nor have I experienced “lag” in Zelda. Do you mean frame rate drops? Because that’s not the same thing. Moreover, most of that has…

I don’t think that’s technically a port, it’s more like a Wii Virtual Console game. You can only buy it digitally and it loads in the Wii U’s “Wii mode”. Same thing they did with Mario Galaxy and Kirby’s Return to Dream Land.

I truly cannot believe it. Wait, that was a lie, I CAN believe it.

Who is Travis Scott? Should I know about this person? Why do I even know who Kylie Jenner is? And why am I here reading this? I regret the decisions I’ve made in my life.

SteamWorld Dig 2, and maybe some Mario + Rabbids.

Um, no. You’re fucking insane and giving your side a really bad name.

No demonstrated negative outcomes? To unchecked immigration? I hope you’re not being serious.

These are all things that I’ve more or less heard white people say about other white people.

Oh fuck you, sir.

Right, because Obama’s “red line” comment about Syria was so different.

Fucking good. It’s extremely stupid to think that anything we say has the ability to make North Korea somehow even more determined to nuke us than they already are, but this at least sidesteps the useless appeasement tactics we’ve been using for sixty years that have clearly failed to deter them and it sets the record…

Fuckin’ Donald Trump’s America, everyone! He’s emboldened these shitters! That’s the only possible explanation for this.

Is that T.I. driving?

You’re 100% correct, but this site pretty much only deals in upside-down logic, and the readership here, which is mostly made up of people that are attracted to that sort of backward thinking, will dogpile on you for saying that.

She sucks at rapping, but honestly, so do most rappers. Few people really give a shit about a rapper’s ability, they just like the tone of a rapper’s voice mixed with the personality they’re projecting, or they like their beats, which very few rappers write themselves anyway. Iggy Azalea was “made” by the same process…

He’s a real piece of shit.

Because he’s a laughing, mocking son of a bitch.

“Twitter is very rarely fun, these days. It is a hell site, brimming with racists and Nazis, pedantic mansplainers, Verified Trump Repliers...”

That’s about as hypocritical a statement as I’ve ever encountered. Your constant condescension would be hilarious if it weren’t so fucking nauseating. Go back to kissing yourself in the mirror or whatever it is you do with yourself when you’re not busy with your full-time job of talking down to people in the comment…

Are you for real? That’s the entire thread. One guy says “South Park isn’t trying to make progressive points” and like forty people dogpiled on him for it, and the sum total of those posts is “Fuck you, yeah they are! You’re retarded! South Park is all about the liberal politics! Matt Stone and Trey Parker are super…