This is good news. It’s about time they were more culturally sensitive in this game series where you run around indiscriminately blowing people’s heads off. Wouldn’t want anyone to be offended by a game where you beat, stab, burn, run over, and otherwise just generally murder the fucking shit out of people in your…

Choosing to fast because of personal religious convictions is not the same as fasting because you’re about to get surgery or avoiding certain foods because you need to lose weight. As someone who’s done a lot of religious fasting in my life, I would never complain because someone who doesn’t know I exist, much less…

Thank Jesus. Glad they actually listened. People thought that design was bad in still shots, but in motion it’s a pure fucking disaster. I’m sure the movie will still suck no matter what, but a true-to-character Sonic can at least put a band-aid on it.

That study had a really small sample size, didn’t include any actual scientific measurements of things like muscle and bone loss, and was conducted by a trans person who could obviously be accused of confirmation bias. It also specifically states that it only accounted for distance running outcomes and as a result…

Care to provide some citations to support your position?

You’re such a good person.

It’s 2019, and this is kotaku. Literally everything has to be about social justice with these people. If such a person were the last one on earth and they were about to die of thirst, and they found a sealed crate of water with a picture of someone they politically disagree with on the front, they would forego the…

Portland lifer here. And I can attest to the freak-show aspect of Portland. But the truth is, the further out you get from the center of Portland, and the more distance you put between you and the light-rail lines, the more normal it becomes. Once you get outside of Portland proper, it’s like any other American…

Looks like the most gratuitously depressing thing ever made. Not sure many people want to see that, even if it ends up being an exceptionally good movie.

I see. Well, regardless, none of Sega’s previous products of this type have been any good. As far as I know, at least. So I hope this one will be much better than any of those.

You didn’t read the article, right?

I love that you’re so dedicated to holding your chosen political line that you’re willing to defend an obvious case of corruption and privilege allowing a wealthy celebrity who essentially wanted to frame some innocent people for an absurd and obviously made-up story circumvent the justice system, a privilege the rest…

Yeah, I think I’d have to disagree. I’m not trying to say I’m somehow more of an authority on the subject, it’s just my opinion as a random internet man. But I play Yoshi’s island at least once a year (for whatever reason) and on average I probably only die 2 times on a playthrough, if even that much, and it’s usually…

Hard pass on me giving a shit about your hard pass. 

Have you actually played a modern Yoshi game, or are you just basing your opinion on the art style? As someone who’s played every single one, including this one, I can definitively say that the difficulty level has been consistent throughout the entire series. Meaning roughly the same as Yoshi’s Island. The only…

Awesome. You should film it and put it on youtube. 

Good analogy. Game of Thrones is trash.

Yep, same here. That all basically describes my thinking over the last ~12 years.

How many non-labo toys or games do your kids have that they haven’t touched in a while, though? When I was a kid, almost all of my toys and games ended up in a dusty pile somewhere within a month of getting them. And the same goes for most kids and most toys, in my experience. I think that’s more of an indictment on…

It’s always really confused me when people seem to get personally offended and legitimately pissed off when a product comes out that they don’t like. It’s weird to care so much about the things other people buy.