“Nobody”:

If my proverbial monetary ship comes in, I am collecting Lotus cars.

I’m white, so frankly I’m probably not going to have this issue...

SNJ...you from Jersey? Every one of those occurrences are in NJ where i grew up.

Standard policy in the Feds. You get a call to fire someone the FIRST call you make is to security to set up the escort out of the building.

Thanks Smug White Guy for pointing that out to me. How would I have known without you.

It means you should have stopped right there as you were already coming across as the Smug White Dude (tm) who knows better than me.

I know it might come as a shock to you...

You don’t, you be a nice young black man and shut the fuck up.

Been there. For an extra bonus as a black guy I was asked if the bike was stolen and to “shut up before I confiscate it as stolen property pending you prove ownership.”

Ummm...being Black.

She is NOT there to know anything about public schools.

MRA?

I will go a step further. They need to distinguish their interiors from Buick. I know what Buick USED to mean to GM but that title has to go to Cadillac and their interiors need to be SUPERIOR.

After seeing her in “The Martian,” I am willing to hold out.

But don’t you dare tell me what my reality is.

Thank you. Like I made it further that any average woman or ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING WITH A HEART AND SOUL.

I laughed out loud, and I am ashamed.

His brother married a Latina and they live in Texas...not as surprised as I should be.