PLEASE give us a retro-design Kadett for the US market. 

There was Queen Mary, who was Henry VIII’s oldest daughter. She took the throne when her brother Edward VI died. She was Catholic and had a LOT of Protestants executed - she’s known as “Bloody Mary” for that reason.

So dad hasn’t gotten an actual job yet, has he?

The Tootsie Roll knock-offs.

Marvelous.

Thank you for puting quotation marks around “satellite” in the headline.

Let’s all come together - it’s about sports, not politics. It’s time to bring our divided nation together.

Counterpoint:

“I’m inspired by your emotionless stare into the middle distance. I am no longer bound by human empathy, thanks to you.” 💖

“This isn’t the United States Basketball Association - it’s the NATIONAL Basketball Association. Who’s to say what nation it’s connected to?”

“Literally” can now mean “virtually” because of how people use it, even though it’s not technically correct.

Say what you will about Aileen Wuornos, but she never excused blackface by saying it wasn’t a big deal in her in her childhood neighborhood that was 80% white.

As he explains, one of his appearances was picketed with charges of homophobia, racism, anti-Semitism, and more. But because he’s Jewish, he’s able to chucklingly explain that the last charge didn’t stick—especially after he got a friend of his, “a well-known Jew” (great phrasing!), to vouch for him. With one charge…

People who need to be victims in order to ignore how abominable they are.

Disingenuous bullshit deserves an F only because there’s no lower grade.

Fun fact: Not only is “Adam Carolla’s abysmal” a complete sentence, it’s also quite true.

Lemme fix that for you:

Our concerns are for officer safety and community safety.

If impeachment is phony and the emoluments clause is phony, then the Electoral College is phony.

So Carly Simon came right out and said that a certain person behaved a certain way toward her, rather than hinting about it for a few decades?