Putin is a war criminal as well, yet they gave information to one of his agents.

He’s athletic, not a fat blob, and not constantly on Twitter seeing any kind of attention.

What’s wrong with them? They’re sociopaths who completely lack empathy.

Or someone in prison that’s kept out of gen pop.

Maybe the NFL is slightly possible - you have a bunch of huge dudes blocking for you. Plus it just says “for a first down” - nothing about the distance.

To all the people recommending he buy a new TV: what if his favorite shows are on the DuMont Network?

A while back, my spouse pointed out that all the Trump men have pronounced hips.

Hopefully we’ll never have to deal with this fucking charade again.

Trump doesn’t like having people around that are smarter than him.

The Wartburg up there made me immediately wish for a show that’s just about Eastern Bloc cars on special roadtrips.

Kickers/punters are usually good for bumping a returner out of bounds. There aren’t a lot of open-field tackles by them anyway.

If he’s not up for it, Franklin Graham is waiting patiently.

She’s Eva Braun with a publicist.

She’s probably under contract.

The latter is because he’s an intentionally ignorant asshole; the former is due to dementia.

Welcome to Deadspin! You won’t like it here.

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Yes, the REAL outrage is the author of this article using the word “fuck.”

Put that orange motherfucker on PPV trying to take the test & having it graded with the grader explaining how he’s wrong (via speaker, with Trump in a sound-proof transparent box) on the MANY questions he’ll fuck up.