At least Nixon had the sense to not say incredibly stupid shit in public.

Can we retroactively let Trump have the Buffalo Bills so he’ll go away?

At this point, you might be picturing a bunch of rapscallions holding baseball bats and gloves, standing around a broken living room lamp and freaking out about what’s gonna happen when dad gets home and sees what they’ve done. That seems pretty accurate—only instead of a gaggle of unruly scamps, these are all…

He has an MIT degree...in engineering.

There’s one little problem with that Intercept article...

The fact is that Mnuchin- the CEO of OneWest, didn’t have evidence against him for a criminal indictment. There were some *civil* claims potentially recommended against him in a grand total of only 8 cases. Only 8. So, not the “thousands” that these hack writers are trying to claim. Eight. And those eight cases were…

Voters Electors knew the president could have given his tax returns, they knew that he didn’t, and they elected him anyway.

“I want to die, and CLEARLY they can’t live without ME in their lives.”

One of my cats is currently sitting on the cat tree.

Yeah, my cat who knocks things off the nightstand so you’ll get up and feed her just happens to be clumsy at exactly the same time every day. 

Wife & I noticed last season that Rodgers seemed to have stopped calling his own plays toward the end of McCarthy’s time there, as if he was trying to get him fired by the plays exactly as called.

1. He’s never had a physique like that

I like how she’s pointing out America’s past wrongs that we’ve at least attempted to right. We’ve made progress since the 1950s.

Donnarumma’s gigantic mistake was the only goal scored at the Stadio Luigi Ferraris on the night

Just an aggressively dumb buffoon of a man.

Don’t really understand how someone under felony indictment can serve as a state attorney general, but OK.

This one’s a brunette, though.

My previous understanding was that males were far more expensive until age 25.

Putting on makeup and gabbing to their friends about their periods while they’re driving.

Let’s just send them to the moon.