If Trump pardons Manafort, can’t Manafort then be forced to testify without being able to invoke the Fifth Amendment? That might not be a great outcome for Donny.

Virgin! Except all the butt stuff.

No matter what, you’ll be proven “right.”

So his background check to buy a firearm didn’t require a fingerprint check, but the concealed-carry background check that did require a fingerprint check was flagged.

Does it look to anyone else like he pissed his pants?

Counterpoint: Trump is 72 and has a button on his desk that lets him request a Diet Coke. He drinks 12 per day. Yet he’s allegedly “in very good health overall” and “the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” 

This is the same dumb fuck that admitted in a televised interview that he fired the FBI director in order to stop an investigation.

The same narrative is being sold to AAF players: The NFL will be watching your games, guys, trust us! 

Testicles aren’t nuts either. But here we are.

“I’m rich through no effort of my own, so I really don’t need to do anything.”

Tucker Carlson calling someone a ‘fucking moron’ is like Trump calling someone a lazy slob.

Not only are they allowing the “Jacked Up!” hits, they’re promoting them.

It could be argued that you’re a hypocrite as well since you are giving Jez the clicks you’re criticizing them for pursuing.

The whitest woman on earth.

So how long ago did he sneak across the border?

No solo mode? No thanks.

Phillips was arrested 45 years ago when he was 19 years old for getting drunk and getting in a fight in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Wire every player so any illegal contact is immediately detected. Have a computer do the officiating and just have a buzzer blare throughout the stadium.

And no slow motion - real time review.