Lionel Hutz would know enough to Google an NDA and just use that as a template.

How is she 101? I’d never guess she’s over 80.

One of the most alarming missions planned for the Battle Mole was to send it off the California coast, where it would burrow into geologically unstable areas to plant nuclear charges that could be detonated to cause earthquakes, tsunamis, and other wildly destructive events.

It makes total sense to visit children that the Trump administration doesn’t care about, wearing a jacket with a message about how you don’t care - about the media - without some effort to specify WTF you were talking about. Perhaps the spokesperson could have made that clear, rather than saying “It didn’t mean…

Somebody just realized they’re not sequestered.

She got 11 percent of the vote, but Fox News is really selling the “Democrat says racist things” angle.

Don’t recall SNL ever doing anything about the youngest child, but Sarah went on the SNL anniversary show in 2015. Guess she doesn’t mind, but I’m sure she appreciates you white knighting for something that she doesn’t care about.

Your skin would be thin too if you had surgery to deal with all the recessive Trump genes that gave us the faces of Junior and Eric.

If the same people vote in 2020 that voted in 2016, he’s not winning with 40% of the vote. It’s the other 6.1% of voters who voted for him that need to be convinced to abandon him.

The point is not to sway his base. It’s to sway everyone who might otherwise be able to convince themselves to hold their noses and vote for the scumbag in 2020 because Obama’s economy is doing so well.

“Yeah, I need five kilos of...televisions delivered tomorrow.”

Maybe the Trumps have learned to never marry someone smarter than they are. And, since she’s Eric’s wife...

That’s why I reached out to offer her a position with the 2020 Trump Campaign before we knew anything about the gross violations of ethics and integrity during her White House tenure.

Hey, it’s easier than patching your glitchy-ass game.

So he’s confirming that she’s telling the truth.

This is “least obnoxious” in the same way that chlamydia is the least bad STD.

This is “least obnoxious” in the same way that chlamydia is the least bad STD.

What are the odds Trump can’t read an analog clock?

Your mistake was understandable. It’s impossible to keep with the deluge ridiculous nonsense at this point and there’s little gain in even trying.

“Goddamnit.” - The Christian God’s own president, Donald J. Trump