Hey, Giuliani was just using his best judgment.

Hey, Trump’s 37.5% of New York voters have to exist somewhere.

Can that horse sue Roy Moore for making it look bad? Because that man clearly has no idea how to ride a horse, but his supporters most likely blamed the horse.

“I’ll most likely sue her for making those false statements — and it’ll be fun. Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.” - Donald J. Trump

Meanwhile Kevin James’ reign of terror continues unabated.

I despise Trump more than I’ve ever despised another living human being...and yet if he called me for advice I’d have to say “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

Reminds me of a comment I recently saw on Facebook.

I once went through a BK drive thru, only to be told they were out of Whopper meat.

“You’re talking about an 11-year-old, you worked your butt off and you didn’t get that, what you needed or wanted,”

My personal badge of online honor:

I love the faces of those goons as they are forced to confront what they’ve done/enabled.

He truly can’t stop stepping on his own dick.

But there’s the magic word: repentance.

Who else knew he was going to seduce Kimmy as soon as she said she wouldn’t have time for him in Greece?

“I didn’t expect the leopard to eat MY face!” exclaimed the TV executive who hired a leopard famous for eating faces.

Nothing says “I am a calm and rational person who should be trusted with firearms” like shooting expensive things that you paid for when you’re angry.

But I refuse to blame the lawyers for the sins of the client.

Ah, the Gambini Gambit.