"her appropriation of the child while in utero was irresponsible, reprehensible."

And before today, I saw a total of 0 videos of penguins chasing a butterfly.

Don't go chasing butterflies

What women really need is a system that blocks out those men that send two-word messages to 100 women a day without reading their profiles at all. Those men ruin everything and are the reason women don't like online dating.

Maybe Joshua Jackson is just kind of a charming smartass. In which case I still want to sob over how he will never be mine.

I'm still very angry about the I Don't Wanna Wait licensing debacle.

And I've totally never watched season 3 over and over to see the J&P hookup. And I don't totally hate Aunt Gwen because she was too weird and creepy and how crazy is it that she ended up being Claire on Modern Family?

If you do watch Dawson's Creek on netflix be warned - the first season is so tedious, and then in seasons 2 through the rest of the series you will be overcome with feelings for Pacey and you can never have him because he's not real. Unfortunately Jenn will be the best friend you want to share your deep sadness with,…

ALL OF THE GUSHERZ!!!!

How I read this article:

Good news, bad news on that front.
Good news: totally on netflix, go ahead and relive 1999 like a boss.
Bad news: they didn't get the rights to the Paula Cole song in all media forms so it has a different theme song, IN DEFIANCE OF GOD AND MAN. If you can even enjoy it like this, knock yourself out...

Yes. It is on netflix! I've just casually seen it listed as a title. Never watched it. I swear.

This is John Cho. All other arguments are invalid.

I mean... Simon Pegg. All day.

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

I just threw up in my dog's mouth - and he liked it.

I believe that correlation is simply called "bad taste."

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time