i am not sure i can process this without knowing how adultosaur feels

i can’t even find any snark or cynicism here. this is just a decent, human thing to do. good for him and behati.

What does Sanders do for fun?

“Hillary Clinton (who is imperfect and corruptible but an competent and experienced center-left public servant)...”

ZAPSS is a pretty fun acronym, though

Dear all Republicans,

I'm so happy I could bring this out of the greys. Thank you.

Sorry but Bushes who aren’t descended from Barbara are not canon. It’s like finding some obscure Knowles family member with no blood relation to Tina.

Cosmo wrote that Graham is “liv[ing] out every girl’s fantasy” by making out with Joe Jonas

I dress in the kind of Halloween costumes that people stare at in wonder and ask how long they took me to make. This year is Furiosa complete with mechanical arm rig. Last year was Star Lord, custom helmet, element guns, and leather coat. Costumes are my jam

Baseball is boring as fuck. I don’t know what you mean by “inability to connect to the world around them”, but I have a feeling you also yell things like “get off my lawn!”

How could a guest be any worse? Unless you are say Rachel from friends and you ruin the whole goddamn thing because the groom is in love with you not the bride and says the wrong thing. Really that was more Ross’s fault though. Please elaborate on how she could have been worse? Maybe if she was like Godzilla and…

Her father is a TV stage manager, not the head of development at 20th Century Fox.

Fewer, Hillary. it should be fewer.

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

Jai Courtney?

I’m just gonna guess Rita Ora for all of them.

everyone has to read the miles teller interview. i wish i had popcorn while reading it.