Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t make a bottle of, I dunno, Ogden’s Old Firewhisky or Madam Rosmerta’s Oak Matured Mead? Am I the only one who cares about accuracy in fictional liquors?

I’m just here to say that Hermione and Ron are perfect for each other and anyone who doesn’t think so is wrong and should read the books. Yes you too, J.K.

young women sometimes make plans for the future.

This clearly flies in the face of everything that Maxxism stands for. Hell you might as well just go to Lenins & things.

Joey?

The people who continue to post “why is this news”-type comments on Millihelen articles are starting to grind my gears. It’s not, and nobody claimed it was. It’s just fun. Go away.

VIVI-ANNE FOR PRESIDENT.

Well, you may be an amazing parent (and I really hope you are), but frankly you fucking suck at one of the most basic human skills: shutting up when it has nothing to do with you.

I LOVED Going The Distance. I went to see it while bored and grumpy and was so very pleasantly surprised!

*sighs, raises hand* Wimbledon.

OMIGOD

NARC

“I wore this jacket on Bill and Giuliana when we learned of the miscarriage. Bill was like, you’ll want to spice it up...” Whaaa?!!!

hermione took harry to the forest of dean while hunting horoxruxes in the last book. this is where snape helped harry find the sword of gryffindor and ron returned to help them.

I once got a frantic call at 5am from a friend who was abandoned in the woods 4 hours away. She got into a fight with some asshole who drove everyone camping, and he packed everyone up and left without her. This was before GPS, so she had to figure out where she was while I drove in her general direction.

No, Tara Brown needs to interview every single person from now on.

This may not be the best to watch in the office or in public: