i really don’t understand why, but this saddens me.

Fuck Affleck, is Michael Vartan single?

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

The city’s Pride Parade, as one Chicago resident pointed out on Twitter, is held in Boystown

Criminals are cool as long as they aren’t scary minorities! - White Americans

Hmm... I know a girl with an X-Wing tattoo. If you two bump into each other, *boom*.

I like this one, too.

I work pretty closely with a dude at work and I like to think of him as my ‘office buddy cop’. Like we have really opposing personality traits but we’d team up to bust this case WIDE OPEN. I’d be the uptight one who always filled in their paperwork and he’d be the maverick who doesn’t play by the rules but dammit, he…

i don’t care what anyone says THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

All she did was try to go outside and get the mail, but some inconsiderate and no doubt LIEberal person had spilled a whole truckload of dicks all over the front yard and sidewalk, causing her to trip and fall on many of them on her journey to the mailbox. All she wanted was to see if her package from Hypocrites…

Pretty horrified that any adult woman raising a baby girl thinks vaginas make something “dirty.” Did she try to get her money back from her husband too?

Where are the replies??? Please rescue me from Tuesday tedium with your sordid tales of sexxxxxxxy times!!!! POST THEM NOW!!!!!

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

Check your organic privilege.

Seriously, Kit Harington is pocket-size.

PEOPLE!

Precisely. My mother thinks it’s just the saddest most tragic coincidence ever that BOTH her children ended up being ungrateful life-ruining assholes who left home and never looked back mere days before she and her red solo cup of a husband could kick us out on our 18th birthdays. WE were the broken ones, not my…

WHOA THAT LAST GIF THOUGH.