Gr! The average cost of a wedding has been grossly inflated by none other than the wedding industry!

Schadenfreude is my biggest guilty pleasure. My ex started dating a mutual friend (I think before she and her longterm, awesome boyfriend broke up) and moved in with her within a month because he was jobless. She’s....a bit much, I guess, and after a few months of them making everything awkward he broke it off with…

Up until my last birthday, I’ve always felt awkward planning things that center around myself. But for good ol 2-7, I sucked it up, told everyone to bring a bottle of wine and hang out. There are still details from that night creeping out 8 months later.

Oh man, engagement photo shoots are my favorite things ever.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

I’ve always disliked this because I have a huge problem with anything getting near my eyes. I always told my ex this. One time I started gagging on the goo and he pulled out and shot. Into. My. Fucking. Eyeballs. Then laughed!

I kinda was too. Night King was mostly just missing the fruit punch mouth.

if there’s one thing i’ve learned in watching game of thrones, if you tell your loved ones “i’ll be right back,” your ass is going to die, RIP, random wildling lady.

YES.

Is it just me, or does she look a little like Jessica Lange?

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

The Hathaway one is pretty good, actually.

I have never in my life cried because of something happy, including at my wedding. It’s such a foreign concept to me. I’m a prolific crier too! But always only at sad things.

DO IT. I love the name Ursula, although in part it is because it’s the name of the main character in one of my favorite books (Life After Life, by Kate Atkinson). Also, Ursula the Sea Witch was the baddest bitch in the game and had a knack for contract law.

My version of this story is that I’m getting married in 4 months and my fiance’s mom decided, after we set our date, that she is getting married before us, specific date still TBA.

Helium implants. The FDA should have never approved them. Did you get your boobs back, or are they still floating around in North Jersey?

I would totally sext for others for a fee.

NO! Seems perfect for the Red Dragon. I love it. And you have reminded me that I once saw Woody Harrelson get kicked out of the CC Club, because he wouldn’t wear shoes. The bouncer was like “I don’t give a fuck if you are Woody Harrelson, you have to wear shoes, DICK!” And another time Lindsay Lohan was bounced from…

Yeah, I think it would be interesting. Who can we talk to to get this shit started?!

I always love these cocktails! They make me dreamy, they sound delicious and the infographic make me wish images could move in real life because I would buy prints of every single one of them...