I don't like getting jewelry from boyfriends, because once you break up, you can't wear it. But I can still use the waffle maker purchased by my ex.

For the record, you should never do stuff like this for someone you aren't currently dating. So: not for crushes, not for exes you're trying to win back, and not for people you've just started dating either.

Otherwise it just sorta screams "I'm creepily obsessed with you and have no sense of personal boundaries."

NOT MAD.

I really really need Bransons gf to go away I hate that bitch you can be progressive without a offending everybody! Seriously the russian refugees? Are you a refugee? No? Then don't try to make them feel worse than they already are...bitch. God I miss Sybil she was progressive but still lovable.

Paul Newman.

I had a civil conversation with Holly Fisher's husband.

She does seem almost over the top designed to annoy Lord Grantham.

Duh.

You are right, he did see her. And I don't know about the handkerchief thing, I thought Russian Prince gave Granny the fan and told her to hide it from her husband bc reasons. DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT!! Also Tom's nonGF is the absolute worst, I hope she dies. Death by Bates would be ideal.

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

The best movie I saw on Lifetime, or at least the one I remember clearly, was Fear. It wasn't a LOM but close enough. Grissom vs. Marky Mark with Elle Woods. Best thing ever.

Young lady approached me on the bus—

were you supposed to buy sex lessons or something with those $200?

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)

Plz try

That woman who is dating her dad.

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.