Omg, the Trophy wife lady's dress makes her breasts look like a butt! She's got ass-less chaps for a shirt! The clip was cute though. Trophy wife also said "Summerhandler" ! ;)

You know, the former Leo fangirl in me would agree with you, but I have a fan fiction in my head that Rihanna is going to be the "gives no fucks" one that chews him up and spits him out, blindly grasping for something to pull himself upright, wobbly-legged and wrecked.

The only reason to do something like this is because you're feeling superior to another human being. Plus pack mentality.

I'd like to know whether Aniston was asked about him and answered or brought him up. Seems an important context IMO.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

Main takeaway: I miss The Fall.

Boats and international waters. Where there's a will, there's a creative, powerful way. Pirate radio in the 60s, abortion now.

I like to pretend this picture is of someone else entirely.

One of my sister's friends told my sister she couldn't be a bridesmaid because she didn't think she should marry my now brother-in-law. No one in our family wanted them to get married, but she was the only person to say something. She went to the wedding as just a regular guest, and she and I got drunk off our asses…

At least he's honest enough to acknowledge that he's shitty to people he dates. Marc Maron also can't keep a relationship going. Comedians are often fucked up people.

I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque.

I'm not playing the race card, I'm playing the rice card

Worse, it's seen as some kind of character flaw. If they were better people, they wouldn't be in such dire straits. :(

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

My mom saw a history channel documentary about the Amityville horror which claimed that the family had just gotten into transcendental meditation and that it opened a doorway or some shit that let the ghosts/demons in, so she's afraid of meditation. I don't think she got the memo it was a hoax ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She's using the word luxury, but what she's really taking about is comfort. Putting aside the very real issues (lack if a kitchen, supplies, etc.), people like this don't think that the poor should have the tiniest bit of comfort. Little things most of us take for granted on a daily basis.

I'm pretty sure Margaret came up with this for herself. It's not a role she auditioned for because it was the only thing available to her as an Asian. She's fed up with what's going on and parodied it.

The subtext is obviously that poor people don't deserve anything other than the bare-ass minimum needed to stay alive. If they want something nice or tasty or fun to make their lives a bit more pleasant, then they need to grab their bootstraps and earn that right. Until then, fuck 'em.

FLAMES ON THE SIDES OF MY FACE...

I make vanilla extract with vanilla beans and vodka (cheaper than buying in the store), and I am pretty sure that it is actually MORE expensive to get drunk off of vanilla extract than to just use plain vodka...