Boom! I read this earlier tonight and was praying it would make its way on to Jezebel. What a hypocritical jerk! What an unbelievable disconnect in her fucking brain...I can definitely see how these "awards" have morphed in rewards, but apparently not if your black.

DAVE FRANCO IS THE BEST!!! Ppl need to get on board.

Cosigned! Love me some Grace!

ME TOO ME TOO! No matter how thin I make my eyeliner it fucking migrates up my right eyelid! Literally, what the heck right eyelid! WHY YOU SO DROOPY?!?!?!?!

Paul Newman and Rudolph Valentino...done and done.

God I love that gif!

Uggg, that type of thinking is the absolute worst. Our world lacks basic empathy. :( For some reason, poverty is seen as this temporary setback - that if ONLY the poor would scrimp and save for like 4 months, they'd be able to pull themselves out of it. Poverty sucks and is a lifelong condition for a lot of people, I…

Is this the origin story of your username? But yeah....trampolines are dangerous. Especially since they just CALL TO YOU to fuck around on them. My brother and I would do Battle Royales on ours.

When I was younger, I was the worst. Just ask my mom. Super impatient, would purposefully do things wrong just to get it done quickly. So one day, I really wanted to eat oranges that my mother had just bought. Still in the plastic mesh-net CAGE that oranges often come in, I decided to use a pencil to break open the…

This is amazing.

OMG! I just had a panic attack last night because I can't ever remember seeing the episode where Rachel loses Marcel while babysitting and then Barry comes to get back Rachel. What the actual f? Now I am super paranoid...what other episodes have I been missing?

Maybe the world has started to realize that NYE is the actual worst?

The first episodes are the worst! GET TO SEASON 2!

God that tweet is amazing. Shonda for President of my heart!

Best of luck, but yeah, now that you mention it...I do remember a lot of irregular spotting for the first three months! Maybe stick it out for another 3 months to see if it gets better?

You are a hero! A HERO!

"Andy" or Alex was on the CBS evening news last night (I believe) talking about it....and he came off as such a fucking asshole. http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/friend-…

Mirena user/devotee here. I had a regular-ish but light period for the first 4 months after getting my Mirena and now I don't get them at all (except for 1 day of spotting every 4 months or so). My doctor said after 4-6 months a lot of women lose their period all together (like me), so I am not sure what you are…

cosign! xo

Good for Chris Rock. I always make it a point to say that when Roethlisberger is mentioned or when my team plays the Steelers. And (surprisingly) one of my guy friends commented that Ben was a rapist during our Fantasy Draft as he came up toward the top of the draft. What a gross human.