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Radioland Murders, a film so unmemorable that it even gets left off the list of forgettable Lucasfilm flops that wraps up this article.

(I rather liked Radioland Murders, for the record.)

Edward Furlong and Axl Rose are both wife beaters, so I guess at least that part would be fitting.

That summary of Colossal seems like it was written by someone who never watched the movie, which is an interesting coincidence since the trailer was also seemingly cut together by someone who never watched the movie.

How did this entire post fail to mention American Giant? Their T’s are amazing!

How did this entire post fail to mention American Giant? Their T’s are amazing!

The best thing about this movie is that the trio of Cusack, Skye, and Mahoney is so strong that you can watch it three times and pick a different main character to be your point of empathy each time.

If you’re in the SF Bay Area, you can get an even better blueberry cheeseburger today:

I’d have been into the script exploring this by having Scott bro down hard with nega-Scott.

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Probably worth mentioning that the original ending of the Scott Pilgrim movie had him ending up with Knives, not Ramona.

It’s not a very good ending, and they were right to change it, but it doesn’t fail because of Scott’s relationship status. Knives is pretty clearly a better match than Ramona, though both of them

Maybe it’s time for a twilight edition of the Vita top 12 list? Hasn’t been updated since 2017.

Predecessor. Prequel is something different.

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And the light blinds my eyes
And I feel dirty
And the light blinds my eyes
And I feel so
Shaken in my faith
Here comes Christ on crutches

And here comes another god
Here comes another god
Like a buffalo thunder
With a smell of sugar
And a velvet tongue
And designer voodoo
But I got phone sex to see me through
the emptiness in my

Didn’t Frank Darabont come up with the nuke / refrigerator gag? It’s in his version of the script.

Reading this article immediately after watching Bojack S05e04 was a trip.

I was head over heels the minute she delivered the line “I think it’s better than Captain Cuntface.” It’s been over for me ever since.

I’m eagerly awaiting the second season, but I’m not impressed with this teaser.

I can’t believe they remade Laserblast! One of my favorite MST3K episodes.

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: As far as I know, the only film brave/stupid enough to set a car chase in Venice.

Anyone know how well these work for telephone conversations?

Anyone know how well these work for telephone conversations?

The thing that always bugged me about Ever After was that everyone speaks in a (not-great) English accent, but it’s set in France.

I thought everyone knew that the SNES / Genesis were informally referred to as “Jenny” and “Sunny.”