> as the narrator of a whale documentary that the show’s beloved family of rambunctious blue heelers was watching while playing together,

A post-scandal clip of CK drifted by as I was scrolling comedy videos the other day, and it opened with a really good joke:

“Here’s some advice only I can give: If you ask someone if you can jerk off in front of them, and they say yes, ask them, ‘ARE YOU SURE?’

And then, still don’t do it! Just don’t do it. Obviously.…

People go through FAR WORSE than Bruce Wayne did and don’t turn into fucking Batman.

My favorite part of The Last of Us II is that it’s about how the lie Joel told Ellie at the end of the first game teaches her a lesson that she takes deeply to heart, and leads to all of the pain she and Abby experience in the second game.
 
The flashback structure of The Last of Us II has us believing that at the…

There’s absolutely a “Giraffe moment” in part 2, with the natural history museum and the rocket launch.

You left out McNamara dissing on “Poor Things” too, a film that was produced by Emma Stone and her company.

I get being done with that shit, and that’s a valid position to take.

It’s not like TLOU2 is easier to stomach, either. I have friends who tapped out at a certain point and refused to play any more, because they felt really manipulated, and that’s valid too. But for my money, TLOU2 is one of those sequels that makes…

I’m with you, Blindspotting was great. At least we got two seasons and a movie.

The best part of The Faculty is that the teens avoid being taken over by aliens by doing drugs.

Get high to save the world, kids!

I was late to this movie the first time I saw it, and accidentally found the way to make it way more fun: Start the movie at either 14:28, the beach scene.

If you just gotta have that opening robot fight, then start at 9:10, with the fishing boat. But you don’t gotta have it. Start the movie at 14:28. It’s so much…

Don’t bring Pete the Cat into this. He’s cool.

This one’s easy: The trailers sold the film as a sweet romance, opposites attract.

I don’t know a single kid under the age of 10 who wants to see a sweet romance, animated or not.

Worth noting that Twitter is counting impressions as views, so every time it puts the Tweet containing the video on a screen, they’re counting it as a “view” even if the person scrolled right past.

To me, he’ll always be Alien Orphan eating an entire stick of butter.

What’s this awful shit where the video player stops running when I background the window?

Discovery killing every show that ever touched TBS has a personal vendetta feel to it. Did some executive fuck another executive’s spouse in the distant past?

Agreed that Macross Plus is the gem. I think that taking their inspiration from real-life events, the actual USAF bake-off between the YF-22 and the YF-23, really helped structure the story. But the Sharon Apple music is fantastic. Plus the American dub features a young Bryan Cranston!

No, the LXG movie stages a car chase during the Carnival of Venice.

CAR CHASE. VENICE.

All they have to do is be smarter than a movie that staged a car chase in Venice.

RIP my hope for a Guardians sequel.