> as the narrator of a whale documentary that the show’s beloved family of rambunctious blue heelers was watching while playing together,

A post-scandal clip of CK drifted by as I was scrolling comedy videos the other day, and it opened with a really good joke:

“Here’s some advice only I can give: If you ask someone if you can jerk off in front of them, and they say yes, ask them, ‘ARE YOU SURE?’

And then, still don’t do it! Just don’t do it. Obviously.…

As one of the three people who choked down more than one episode of Spaceballs: The Animated Series, let me tell you: Leave well enough alone.

I was feeling pretty agnostic about which Dem wound up with Feinstein’s old seat, but knowing that these people really don’t want her to have the job, suddenly I *very much* want her to have the job.

People go through FAR WORSE than Bruce Wayne did and don’t turn into fucking Batman.

My favorite part of The Last of Us II is that it’s about how the lie Joel told Ellie at the end of the first game teaches her a lesson that she takes deeply to heart, and leads to all of the pain she and Abby experience in the second game.
 
The flashback structure of The Last of Us II has us believing that at the…

There’s absolutely a “Giraffe moment” in part 2, with the natural history museum and the rocket launch.

You left out McNamara dissing on “Poor Things” too, a film that was produced by Emma Stone and her company.

Between news of a The Maxx movie starring Channing Tatum, and Hundreds of Beavers, this is easily the most “what the fuck” spoilers roundup in years.

I get being done with that shit, and that’s a valid position to take.

It’s not like TLOU2 is easier to stomach, either. I have friends who tapped out at a certain point and refused to play any more, because they felt really manipulated, and that’s valid too. But for my money, TLOU2 is one of those sequels that makes…

I’m with you, Blindspotting was great. At least we got two seasons and a movie.

The best part of The Faculty is that the teens avoid being taken over by aliens by doing drugs.

Get high to save the world, kids!

I was late to this movie the first time I saw it, and accidentally found the way to make it way more fun: Start the movie at either 14:28, the beach scene.

If you just gotta have that opening robot fight, then start at 9:10, with the fishing boat. But you don’t gotta have it. Start the movie at 14:28. It’s so much…

Don’t bring Pete the Cat into this. He’s cool.

This one’s easy: The trailers sold the film as a sweet romance, opposites attract.

I don’t know a single kid under the age of 10 who wants to see a sweet romance, animated or not.

Worth noting that Twitter is counting impressions as views, so every time it puts the Tweet containing the video on a screen, they’re counting it as a “view” even if the person scrolled right past.

To me, he’ll always be Alien Orphan eating an entire stick of butter.

What’s this awful shit where the video player stops running when I background the window?

The point of the flashback structure is that the player spends most of Last of Us 2 thinking that Ellie doesn’t know Joel was lying to her at the end of the first game.

We believe this is going to be a story about Ellie finally learning who Joel really was, that Abby’s actions were sort-of justified. But no! Ellie was…

There are FOUR seasons of Infinity Train, not just three, which probably shows you why it was canceled. Still weird they’re yanking it entirely.

(I love Infinity Train)