That’s not covered in poop. A random internt sampling of cars covered in poop revealed this gem:

When all the cars and trucks are electric, what fuel will be used to produce the electricity to charge them all? Oil? Coal? Nuclear? Lettuce? Magic? Or do we destroy the natural landscapes by covering them with photovoltaic arrays and wind turbines? Just curious what the current consensus is...

The wife is actually saying “get out there and see if he has any more vodka”.

Please... If it thought it was a Honda racecar, it would have blown a major component on the takeaway, before it really got up to speed and incurring yet another penalty. And the best pilot would take some time away to go fly another type of aircraft.

The Ranger has a steel bed. The SportTrac has a fiberglass bed. Totally different vehicles.

Try changing a tire on the Ridgeline when you have a load in the bed.

It has to do with orgasms...

“I’m not exactly sure how a tiny Toyota Celica can manage to flip another car by rear-ending it under braking...” The physics are clear. Maybe you should reconsider writing for an alleged car blog.... Oh wait! Your lack of understanding was just hyperbole. Carry on.

The direct front-on photo looks like Darth Vader’s helmet on the nose of the car.

Until they get a pathetic loser with a man-bun who says “bad mamajama”, they got nothing on Chevy.

FCA should know all about bad credit...

Antron Brown, good. Maybe. Tanner Faust is a racer too but not so good in front of the camera. Bill Fichtner was okay in the couple of movies I’ve seen him in, but I can’t see him in a humorous role. Have not heard of the other guy.

I find demerara works great!

Isn’t this a rather odd thing to do at 12:30AM: “A man changing the headlights on his mother’s car.”

Um... Claire Williams? Another reading comprehension failure.

But hey, it’s very much a video vodka-worthy idea. And we all know that vodka comes in two quantities: not enough and too much. These boys need another bottle asap.

Just a little international dick measuring. No story here.

Does #10 preclude the customer from painting his Demon a nice Plum Crazy before Q1 2018? Just what the heck is up #10 anyway. Are they idiots?

I don’t see why any of this should come as a surprise - Darwinian evolution. And those guys that were here from the future said it works out exactly as you have theorized. Well done!

Yes, you’re right. It must look very bizarre without the cattle - probably handles strange in the corners.