Why is that car sitting level? That cattle must weight 1000lbs. The car must have some serious shocks on the passenger side.

It could be he’s in his late 20s/early 30s and just has a bad meth habit.

A very safe and well-appointed LMP1 car, complete with air bag systems, speed limiter, lane departure warnings, upcoming chicane alerts, forward crash alerts, DRLs, great seating, and mediocre sound system.

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.”

Need to fix the douche rake with a couple of add-a-leaf kits, otherwise it looks great!

Masshole answer: “Everyone knows that you pull all the way into the intersection, regardless of anyone or anything around you. Fuck everyone else.”

Not enough stars for you, sir. Well done.

“I’ve been unproductively following American politics...”

“...fucking around on ski moguls...”

It should have been a Chevy dealership... Real people.

Too bad this wasn’t a Chevy dealership.

I have a family of mice under mine. They prefer the quiet that the sound deadening provides, and the warmth of the intake.

This jumped out at me: “As he finished selling cars, he’d just crank up the bus’s rough-running engine, and nurse that thing a hundred yards or so to auction off the next four or five vehicles.”

You could buy a damned nice grill for $4,700 and some Pabst to go with it.

“The Gold Rush Rally, conveniently, is a big get-together for wealthy people with fancy cars.”

So many people calling for impeachment, so many people wanting to see Pence in the Oval Office. And he won’t be careless with his words and actions like Trump is. We’ll be stuck with his views.

You do know that if/when the President is impeached the Vice President succeeds him, not the losing candidate of the other party.

Hands-free spanking only.

They really need to cut down on PCP use...

You beat me to it. The Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction Treaty got the nukes out of those FSU countries. I’m not sure how much Lukashenko wanted to send them back to Russia, but also not sure he had much choice.