Poor kid. I would have just went out and bought him a burger or something.

I lived in the Philippines and ate all kinds of questionable things from street vendors. Dominos Pizza took me out. Gave me food borne intoxication and had me hospitalized for two days for severe dehydration. Dominos fucking pizza.

You really need to be careful eating raw poultry. If you continue to do that, I hope you source your poultry from a local, organic grower. They way poultry are raised for food in this country practically begs for salmonella infection.

"I guess there really is someone for everyone out there." There really, really is someone out there for EVERYONE. I mean everyone. I learned this in college when my part time job was at the County Clerk's office. One of my duties was issuing marriage licenses. You wouldn't believe the freaks I saw. It gave me hope for…

My grandpa used to make SOS but used regular ground beef instead of that dried stuff. He always put it on white bread toast. I used to love it as a kid. I would probably hate it now. He also used to make fried spam sandwiches which I LOVED. Thinly sliced pan-fried spam, topped with fried egg, sandwiched between two…

That excuse that they "specially design" the plus items is fucking bullshit. Has that woman worn Old Navy clothes? They fit like shit. They also fall apart after two washings. I used to swear by their jeans but I wouldn't buy Old Navy clothes anymore if my life depended on it. They are so crappy!

Yep. They are all six feet tall or over with really nice full boobs. Skinny everywhere else. They have to pin pack the 12/14's at LB on them, like, by a lot. They aren't "plus" by any stretch of the imagination.

Right?! If you're big, you're gonna have rolls and stuff. I hate that they always photoshop larger models so that they are big but have perfectly smooth bellies and arms and thighs. Like, who looks that that? It makes them look really strange and alien.

She wasn't like that at all. I miss her so much.

Jez has gone down the tubes. So disappointing. I really miss Lindy.

Same here. I can get through the Wednesday night results show in five minutes flat.

God I hate that shit. It's like grow the fuck up, you know?

Ah, the joys of private sector. Maybe one day I will be able to return...

I mean, there's not even enough alcohol in most recipes to feel even the slightest effect. I can understand avoiding those things if the taste will trigger a major bender or if your religion really forbids consumption of any booze. But to ban all items made with alcohol is incredibly dumb. No one is going to get drunk…

Thanks for your logical and reasoned response to that person. I had no idea what to say without being a bitch.

HA! Thanks!

I brought a stupid boring casserole instead. I was pissed so I just did the easiest thing I could think of.

I had planned on bringing a beer-braised beef roast to a work pot luck. After I wrote it down on the "who brings what" list, my supervisor approached me and told me I would have to bring something else because "beer isn't allowed at the workplace, you know that, Amy!" No amount of telling her that after braising for…

Right? I'm sick of this cool pope shit. He still heads up an organization that hoards money while children of their followers starve, actively works to subjugate women's rights at every opportunity, and still hasn't really handled that whole child-raping-priests thing. Instating this pope is such an obvious propaganda…

Oh yeah, that's a really common one - planting something in the food to get a comped meal. You have to be really careful, especially when people try to plant something like hair or fingernails. You never want to dismiss a legitimate concern, but you have to be aware that people will try this shit to get free food. The…