I think NorwoodIsMyHero is a troll, but uncertain.

Ok, keep making excuses for yourself while the rest of us work to effect change.

I don't normally bother to vote in gubenatorial [sic] elections.

I don't think so, but you can order dessert a'la carte at the Bouchon Bistro and Bouchon Bakery in New York sells a lot of the baked goods from French Laundry. If you just don't eat meat but aren't picky otherwise, French Laundry does offer a vegetarian tasting menu.

Ah, thanks for the clarification. I isn't totally out of the realm of possibility that someone would take their kid to French Laundry, though. My husband and I saw a kid who couldn't have been more than seven or eight order the eight course tasting menu at Le Cirque in Vegas. We were agog.

Well, I'm 37 years old and going to school to complete my BA. I'm in classes with a whole range of people. I was initially worried that I would be the oldest one there, but I'm not by a long shot! It's actually really inspiring to see so many people of varying ages and backgrounds finishing their education. Good luck…

$275 to be precise. I think it's kind of gross that someone dropped that kind of coin on a four-year-old's dinner. I bet her parents go around bragging about how their kid is such a "foodie." -insert gif of rolling eyes-

But don't you remember? She reads ALL of them! Every single one!

But but but! Malala IS the best!

When you walk past flowering zucchini plants, does your heart skip a beat?

Right?! The "no one cares about vintage Porsches" thing had me majorly rolling my eyes. That said, if I accidentally backed into and damaged a beautiful vintage Porsche I would be apologizing like crazy and would probably cry.

Sounds about right. I think I saw those shirts that were two squares sewn together. I've seen people on other sites arguing that stores don't stock plus sizes because plus sizes don't sell, and I'm like yeah, because the selection is terrible! Here is my hit to non-plus size buyers for plus size clothing lines - would…

I know. I can't figure it out. I'm 5'4, average height for an American woman. I was in a Macy's and they had a rack of maxi dresses that, I swear to god, were hung at least a foot above my head and extended all the way to the floor. I just stood there staring and laughing and was joined by three other women who also…

Last time I was there, it was a rack of HUGE strapless maxi dresses that, seriously, a person would have to be at least six feet tall to be able to wear and a rack of the most basic boring tshirts I have ever seen. That's it. Way to court the plus size demographic, Target!

I was a former devotee of Gap/Old Navy, but in the last couple of years their stuff has really gone downhill. I started buying my jeans from Levi's and haven't looked back! They go up to 24 or 26, use the same damn denim as the straight sizes, and have a variety of cuts. Levi's for the win.

The Target response was such a bullshit non-answer. Target clothes are terribly made, anyway. They never fall right, the sizes are always wonky, the materials they use suck, and they fall apart/shrink/fade after a couple of washings. I don't want to spend my money on their clothes even if they did have decent…

I can't help but think of all those "open carry" enthusiasts here in Texas who have been inundating social media with pictures of themselves carrying assault rifles in public places. Of course, they are white, nothing happens to them and they are lauded as heroes by the right wing press. Can you imagine if they were…

Ugh. That is so awful. How is a child supposed to function on nothing but iceberg and Ranch dressing?? I want to start a public information campaign about proper child nutrition. Not just "Don't let kids be fat!" but what kids need to be healthy, how to encourage healthy eating without shaming, etc. We really need it.

Yeah totally. I love homemade ranch dressing, I won't lie. But the bottled/food service crap? Ugh! And people would just dip everything in it. It was so gross. I had a friend who would order a plain hamburger then just sit there and drown that thing in ranch. It was so gross I used to gag watching him. The bread would…

Pizza with peanut sauce! Yes! I thought I was the only one! There is a sandwich chain out of Austin that also serves pizza. They have an amazing "Thai Chicken Pizza" that has peanut sauce, chicken, cilantro, onion, jalapenos, and a tiny bit of cheese. It sounds weird but I LOVE it and they only sell it at the flagship…