I just read your essay about working at the for-profit school and it gave me horrible flash backs. I'm one of those poor sods who got suckered by a for-profit school (Le Cordon Bleu culinary school) and it's one of the great regrets of my life. I mean, I am a really good cook now and that has helped me net friends and…

$3 per minute! Jeeze! Real therapists don't charge that much. So sad. I think a job like that would cause me to sink into major depression.

What was that experience like? Did you have a script you read out? Did you actually do a Tarot reading for people or did you just bullshit your way through it?

I believe she was brought in after Amy left show, but it wouldn't surprise me if they've met. She's an extremely talented person, and has written for several other shows and comedians. Sadly we've lost touch over the years, but getting a response from the costume designer of my favorite show at the time was pretty…

Did they know it was there? As a plus-sized woman, I am highly unlikely to go into a clothing store unless I know FOR SURE they carry my size.

I used to be friends with someone who wrote for Gilmore Girls. I loved the show, and as a plus sized girl I LOVED Melissa McCarthy's clothes on the show. She had some super cute outfits!

Yep. I'm an experienced pot user, and edibles kick my ass every.single.time. I think Boomers are all paranoid about smoking because they've seen so many three pack a day cigarette smokers die of cancer, but man, they would be so much better off if they'd just smoke out of a vaporizer or bong.

I did the same thing only it was at a party and no one told me the cookies were "special." I was already high as a fucking kite, so when I started feeling ill the host was like, "Um, did you eat any of those cookies?" I was like, yeah why? He was like, "How much?" I was like, "What the fuck, I ate a cookie." He was…

I am laughing so hard right now! Trying not to make noise. Oh my god, Erin. Oh my god.

Jeeze! That's crazy. Even in overpriced places like central Austin and inside the loop of Houston it's not that bad here. Sometimes my husband and I daydream about moving to a place that suits our political beliefs better, but then we look at cost of living in those places and say "naahhh..."

Sorry, server term meaning to "apply automatic gratuity."

Ugh, seriously. I got one of the worst colds of my life from some kid who's mom took him out to eat sick. I took my revenge by gratting the next time they sat in my section.

Do we still have to pretend the Catholic Church is hunky dory now that they have a "cool" pope, or can we go back to calling them out on their shit?

I would assume salaries make up for it? I'm in Texas, and for $600K (even in a super desirable area) you could buy a ridiculous amazing mansion. Outside the cities, you could buy a small ranch. However, you'd be in Texas where it's already pushing 100 degrees and we have Rick Perry for a governor. So. There's that.

I can't get into the Vancouver spin off because I can not identify with the property values. At all. They are so high they make my head spin. How do you afford to live there? How does anyone afford to live there? The last time I tried to watch, they were looking for tiiiny little bungalows on a budget of $1.5million…

My husband and I just discovered Rehab Addict and it is THE BESSTT! Love the host, she seems really cool and knows her shit. Love the concept. Love that they don't magically pull off a full renovation in thirty minutes. It's so good.

I don't know, but 25-year-olds who have over $250K to spend on a house make my blood boil.

I did work at one place where the grat policy on the menu stated "Automatic gratuity will be added for parties of six or more, or at the discretion of the management." As this was a neighborhood place popular with locals, it was a good way force tips out of people who had previously stiffed the waitstaff. (And if…

I am always most jealous in summer when I am sweating it out in bras and full shirts and see some skinny little thing with tiny boobs rocking a braless tank top. So much jealousy.

People believe what they want to believe. Other commenters talking blaming mental disorders and stupidity are wrong. There was once a dark corner of the internet where roleplayers pretending to be the Anne Rice vampires set up a forum and convinced hundreds of people they were really the vampires from the novels.…