Don't watch ANY food porn. Unless you absolutely know you're going to eat soon. Even Bizarre Foods will get the muchies raging, which, do you know how weird it is to watch Andrew Zimmern eat a scorpion and react with hunger?

It is delicious, but only works with the non-frosted plain ones. Just FYI.

Her body isn't being kept alive. They have her heart beating artificially and they are forcing air in and out of her lungs, but for all intents and purposes she is dead. Your body needs a lot more than just a beating heart and air to function. Even though these processes are occurring, there is no function left to any…

Finally that poor family can bury her, get some peace, and move on with their lives. Oh also, I hope the SUE THE SHIT out of that hospital and fund the college educations for their entire family for generations.

I'll be over here melting butter all over my Pop Tarts.

The embroidery on this thing is out of control. Absolutely amazing.

Oops! So sorry! I need to check my Jezebel bias.

Here in Texas, BYOB 18 and over strip clubs are also all nude. So there's that.

ME TOO, SISTER!!! HIGH FIVE!

Why do you hate America?!

Even if cheese has a little mold on the outside, it's probably still fine. Just rub a dab of vinegar over the moldy spots and it will take the mold right off.

Your eggs were most definitely a bad batch. I would bet they got infected by a bacteria before they even hit the store shelves and were bad when you bought them. (Just an aside, this sort of thing used to happen all the time before the feds started imposing safety regs on eggs and dairy.) I've used eggs that were fine…

I love this story! Thanks for sharing. I watch the documentary about her a couple of months ago, and it really humanized her. I've always loved her and found her hilarious and the documentary made me love her more. I mean, that woman has LIVED.

This is so true. I've always struggled with my weight, and no matter how up or down I happen to be at any particular time, I am always on the high side for my height. I used to do exactly what the letter writers friends are doing, and I will tell you that it basically stems from insecurity and a fear that the skinny…

This why my mom took out a life insurance policy on my sister and me when she cosigned for our student loans. Apparently, SallieMae does this type of shit all the time. There are people all over the country paying for their dead relatives' student loans. It's fucking awful.

I think it's sad and says something about lack of self identity. I mean, sure we all have things we'd like to change about ourselves, but going to extremes to look like an entirely different person? That seems like some identity issues, and I wish that psychological evaluation was a larger part of the plastic surgery…

Yeah, the guy that passed it to me wasn't kicked out, either. Neither was the guy I passed it TO. Again, fucking Dallas.

Oooh you are such a hipster! I am so intimidated by your coolness!

Yes. I was ejected from a 3-11 show for smoking weed that was PASSED to me. It wasn't even mine! Fucking Dallas.

I know I love it! Also, I want to see a picture of the corgi/dachshund mixes. All we've ever seen are the corgies but never the mixes. I want to see the mixes! (I have a dachshund and I am a little doxie crazy.)