It absolutely will not be available in plus sizes. These special collections never are. They're going to be ill fitting, badly cut, and made out of cheap synthetic material, anyway. So I'm not too sad about not being able to buy Target clothing.

I love the look on this cop's face. Like, ooh my god I am staring straight into the face of insanity get me out of heeeerrree!

I love those kinds of places, and that seems to be the trend most high end restaurants are going. And like you, don't get to go very often. We did an omikase tasting a sushi place, and before they started they asked if there were any allergies, or anything we didn't like. I don't like octopus, but had gone prepared…

As someone who as worked in the restaurant industry, TRUST ME, that would be the LEAST douchiest thing your waiter hears all night! I understand not wanting to cause a fuss, but most chefs expect it.

Well, why did they choose to be so damn poor?! Why don't they go get a better job?! Homeless to Harvard! Bootstraps! Grandpappy in the factories!

It's also about food education. I'm not exactly poor, but I'm not rich either and have a job that I have to be ass in seat at 8:00am sharp and I never get out before 5:00. Lately, I stay until six because I am also going to school to finish my degree and I have to flex my time. I still manage to cook almost every…

Just FYI, at a good restaurant, they will swap out shellfish so you don't miss a course. You should never pay for something you don't get!

I second this, but unfortunately it's too much to ask these days. On our honeymoon, my husband and I went to Le Cirque and while there we saw a couple order a $150 tasting menu for a kid could not have been more than seven or eight. People are fucking nuts. The kid was well behaved and no one cared he was there, but…

The restaurant needs to be able to reschedule people in situations like this. I mean, seriously. How hard would it have been to give them another reservation at another date? I know the wait list is long, but you know they have secret spots in case a VIP shows up or whatever. Also, totally jelly of your experience.…

I find it plenty more annoying if I'm paying over $100 a plate. I expect kids in low priced places, I don't expect them in Alinea. I didn't think the Tweet was that obnoxious, either. It was more like, "Hey this situation happened. Not sure how to handle it in the future. I know our restaurant is completely…

That sounds like a good idea! I miss the old breadsticks. They don't cook them long enough anymore or they come already cooked or something. They used to be nicely browned and piping hot and really buttery and garlicy. Sadly, they are now pale, limp, and almost always barely warm. It's depressing.

But at the same time it's weirdly bland.

Don't you find they aren't as good as they used to be, though? I find they aren't as good as they used to be. Or maybe it's just the Olive Garden near me.

All traditional Alfredo sauce is is butter, heavy cream, and Parmesan. So yeah, most plates of fettuchini alfredo have at least a day's worth of saturated fat. When you go to chains and they add stuff like chicken breast, mushrooms sauteed in butter, or other meats, the fat and calories go even higher.

I would really like to see the weight loss industry taken over by the FDA the same way the drug industry is. Although, in this political climate we all know all regulation is evil and wrong. -sigh- Why do I hate America so much? Why?

The "treat yo self" episode is the best. The absolute best. Also, the one where the Venezuelan sister cities guys show up.

Eh, she could dress like Beyonce, it wouldn't silence the trolls.

Lena's dress would be much better if the hemline were brought up to right below knee length. Also, I think the bodice is the wrong size. Up or down, though, is hard to tell. I want to pull her back into the dressing room and make her try on more sizes of the same dress. Furthermore, I think another problem with the…

The Joffrey of Girls! HA! Yes, she is absolutely my least favorite character on that show. She is just so boring. Ugh.

Yeah, my dad took me to see Poltergeist in the theater when I was 4. To this day, static on TV screens freaks me out. He also gave me Interview with the Vampire and The Vampire Lestat to read when I was 12, saying, "Hey, these books are great! You'd love them." Cue instant unhealthy obsession with the undead.