We've been down that road. He told me to start specifically telling him what needed to be done. So I did. And it didn't get done. He doesn't seem to understand the concept (and knowing how his family lives I get it) that "can you take the garbage out" does not mean "take the garbage out sometime in the next few days…

Best gif of all time.

My dad has one of those. It's one of those things that's fun for ten minutes, then you realize to really brand the steak, the iron has to be so hot the handle is useless and you end up burning the shit out of your hand.

I published before I was ready, but anyway. Help me. Help me help him understand.

I hope you guys can help me with this. My husband is not an asshole, and I love him dearly, but the man just has NO FUCKING CLUE when it comes to cleaning/housework. Right now, we have someone come in and clean every other week or so and that has kept me sane. But the only reason we can afford it is because my husband…

I had not seen this before. Thank you.

Stay strong. I refuse to spend real money on this stupid game.

Wait until you get to the candy that is covered by frosting which is covered by (I think?) a bank vault. You have to blast the vault, blast the frosting, and THEN take two more hits to clear the fucking jelly. Fucking jelly can go jump into a fucking jelly lake.

I almost -almost- bought five extra lives to finish out the game the other day. My finger was hovering over the "purchase" button, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was so ashamed.

I'm at 208 and never spent a dime.

GIRL. I FEEL YOU. I FEEL YOU. I am an addict. I admit it. I have no control over Candy Crush. I tell myself this will be my last level and it never is! It never is. I am currently stuck on Level 208. It is absurd. I keep telling myself to delete the app, move on with my life. But I just can't face the thought of…

My lord. That man...

I'm not going to eliminate it as an option. My problem for insurance is that I fall between those two criteria you mentioned. I'm above X but have no co-morbidities but I am well below XX. I want to get through grad school and maybe have a kid first, too. I've finally realized that my life won't suddenly be perfect if…

My husband got the sleeve about a year before we met. He hasn't had many complications, but he is less than pleased with the result. He lost about 100 pounds and then... just flat-lined. People always think that if you get one of the surgeries you suddenly will be a skinny as Kate Moss and it's just not the case. He's…

That is hilarious. You win the internet today. Congratulations.

What?! That is insane. I'm 100 pounds overweight (sad trombone) and I was told by my doctor that insurance wouldn't cover any weight loss procedure because I don't have any co-morbidities. He didn't even want to refer me. Who are these people?

That's awesome. I will warn you, when my sister was born, I went through a HUGE adjustment period, lol. I still kind of resent the little shit. Ha. (not really, we're actually very close.)

But a six-year-old asking for a canape is so much funnier.

My parents divorced when I was 3. I can affirm this is all true and it is the best. On top of everything, I was an only GRANDCHILD to not only one out of four, but TWO sets of grandparents until age 8. I was/am spoiled beyond belief.

Wanna come over and cook?