Don't worry. That will never happen.

Are we going to watch it? Are we? This is a question I have been asking myself for weeks now, driving my husband crazy. On one hand, I can get drunk and gleefully hate-watch, the way I do with the horrendous Dracula miniseries. On the other, I think it might make me cry. I honestly don't know what to do.

I do agree with you, but let's be careful not to paint all fat people with the "they're poor and all they eat is McDonald's!" brush. My husband and I are solidly middle class, I cook the vast majority of our meals from scratch, I make sure to have vegetables with everything, and -gasp!- we're still fat. Of course…

Yeah... I'm naturally curious and went though a bit of an experimental phase, but PCP, crack, heroin, and meth were all at the top of the "no way no how not ever" list. I understand that some people just have this intense desire to drug their problems away, but I really don't understand how you can look at an addict…

Waaaayyy back the 80's my dad was a beat cop. He came to a call one night and was stabbed by a woman on PCP. It took six large and really buff male policemen to subdue her. He still has a large scar.

It will serve you well, though. I also had a baby face. I'm in my mid thirties and STILL get carded sometimes. I was well over thirty before they stopped carding me for every.single.thing and stopped looking suspiciously at my birth date. Bright side, though, no one thinks I'm as old as I am. This is awesome as you…

When I was in high school, one of the girls in my grade had a very open struggle with anorexia. I remember how other girls (including me) would all sit around and talk about how jealous we were of her willpower.

That was my immediate thought as well.

Don't forget their Google alerts for "fat acceptance," "body positivity," "Gabourey Sidibe," and "Melissa McCarthy."

Growing up in the Church of Christ, I heard the following rationalizations: 1) they couldn't drink their water and we can drink ours so it was ok for them to drink wine but not us; 2) they didn't actually drink to get drunk (and we know this how??); 3) the wine back then did not have nearly the alcohol content of wine…

Well, that's only partly true. My husband is a lawyer and recently went into private practice. He gets most of his work from court appointments, appeals, and people looking for a good DUI attorney. He doesn't advertise because he has more business than he can handle from this alone. However, just because an attorney…

Yes, she is one classy lady. I also always appreciated that she was never mean to Maria. Even though she could have been. She could have very easily mean girl'd out.

As an adult, I am incredibly sympathetic toward the countess. She just wants to marry this hot dude and travel around the world with her money, her rich husband, and her gay best friend. But no! Here comes this goody-two-shoes nun turning the future step children into a roving band of minstrels. How irritating.

I think Carrie Underwood herself is trolling you, lol! My husband and I both sang all through school and we are classically trained and we are debating whether or not to get rip-roaring drunk and hate watch this monstrosity all the way to hangover town or if we're just gonna pretend it's not happening. I'm going with…

Those girls are so tall at at an 8 or 10 they ARE skinny.

Oh yes. The people who say "when someone tells me to eat a cheeseburger it's just as hurtful as the fat shaming you endure every single day of your life from the moment you wake up and check your email until you turn off the TV at night!" I hate them.

I really want to read this article, but the Vibe website is HORRIBLE for my ADD. I can't get a line read without going.. Oooh! Flashing! oooh! Sound! ooooh! Something scrolling at the bottom of the screen?? What's that?! Ooh!

Oh I know. Then they go on to shame Christina Aguilera for being "too skinny" after they spent the LAST TWO YEARS making fun of her for being "fat."

This is so freaking awesome, you guys! From Texas, I applaud you. Now, get your bad selves on down here and help us get Wendy elected!

You mean if they secede? I suppose not. I have family in New Mexico and Washington state. But my husband is an attorney and is licensed in Texas. Moving states would necessitate uprooting our entire lives. Who knows what would happen to us. We would basically become refugees. That's what the secessionists don't…