I know. It's like, "Hey lady, 1998 called and they want their website back."

Yes, I broke up with him after he stole my aunt's debit card and used it to steal $300! This was right after Hotdog Gate. Lol. I dated such winners before finding my lovely husband.

Oh god. That's horrible. I dated a guy once who would do this thing where if it was my turn to pay for a date, he'd pick one of the hippest, most expensive places in town. If it was his turn to pay, we'd end up at a burger joint or Waffle House or something awful. I once threw a huge fit in front of a hot dog stand he…

I know. I just want to ask them how they'll react when someone else starts telling them if/when they can have children. They are just as bad as anti-choice religious zealots.

Yeah, the pro-eugenicists over there are a super charming bunch.

Oh man, that is one cute little face. Like, woah.

That what we call "Pulling a Cheney."

That poor girl. I hate her parents. And her hair is awful.

I also am wondering how/if the people props were paid. I don't know, even though it's still wrong, I'd feel better if I knew they made a few hundred dollars for a couple of hours work.

That is horrifying. Did you alert anyone at the temple?

Yeah, I don't think most of this stuff is really for working out. Who works out in sheer dresses? That said, the sheer dresses are cute, and if they came in my size (which I assure you they don't) I would buy one.

Right?! I bet in her head she was like, "GAH! I JUST told you!"

I also have very mixed emotions about this movie. On one hand - it's my girl, Melissa McCarthy! I LOVE HER. On the other hand - Fat jokes. Ugh. Those got old when Shallow Hal came out.

Lil Kim! What have you done?

It's good for people in school and with families because of flexibility of hours. Most office jobs don't have hours after 5. Some servers have partners who work at an office job, and the server can work at night and that way no child care costs. If you're in a decent place, you can make more than retail. It's hard…

Some servers bitch about it, but IMHO as a former server, it's totally fine. Most people these days don't carry cash with them all the time.

Ack! D'oh! Was going too fast didn't proof, thanks for the correction!

We are trying! It's really hard to fight against the tea bagger old white people demo here! Trust me!

This is great. Thanks. Keep on preaching, girl. They have NO IDEA. Also, if one more tall skinny person tells me it's just as hard to find jeans for their long, model-esque limbs as it is for me to find jeans to swath my short fat stumps, I am seriously going LOSING MY FUCKING MIND. For real.

"If I have to hear one more bitch complain about how hard it is to be so skinny, I am going to eat her."