Untreated ADD left me with bad grades (well, in subjects I hated, anyway) and an Associates instead of a Bachelors. I don't work at McDonald's, though. I issue food stamps to the people who work at McDonald's. Yes, I am a cautionary tale.

I know. A friend of my once jumped down my throat for daring to question Israel's defense policies. I don't even give my own government that kind of lee-way, why Israel? It's like a child who was once abused and is now living in a new house, and the adoptive parents allow the child to run everything and terrorize the…

You are aware that under the constitution everyone has the right to a defense, right? And that someone has to play that role? And that those people are called lawyers? And they work for everyone, including Casey Anthony?

My husband is a lawyer, and he has always said that the DA got way too overzealous and if they had gone for a less harsh punishment, Casey Anthony would be in jail today. It really comes down to some hot shot district attorney trying to go for the death penalty on a person who most juries are unlikely to impose the…

I don't care. They can pry my space heater out of my freezing numb fingers. It is a sanity-saver.

I also make sure to dress relatively warmly, I always wear socks with my shoes, never sandals, I always make sure to have on long sleeves or at least a sweater to put on, AND I have fingerless gloves for when it gets really bad. I STILL have to use a space heater. The suit argument in my case is bullshit, too, because…

I use a space heater as well. I also make sure to dress relatively warmly, I always wear socks with my shoes, never sandals, I always make sure to have on long sleeves or at least a sweater to put on, AND I have fingerless gloves for when it gets really bad. And I STILL have to use a space heater. The suit argument in…

I'm going to go ahead and predict the Angolan revolution in a few years that will result with her lovely head at the end of a beyonet.

Logic isn't going to work. Trust me, SHE KNOWS.

Yes, nightmares and insomnia are normal. It is your body adjusting to the sudden drop in the cigarette chemicals.

That's great. Stealing. Thanks! :)

They are some of the worst people in the world. I refuse to allow them to call themselves "pro-life." They are not pro-life. They are anti-choice.

That's almost more depressing than her exercise/diet regimen. My hubby and I can have our food and our fun fucks and still be fatties, thanks. I guess a modeling career is worth it? I don't know.

Yeah, I'm really glad she didn't say, "Oh, I just chase after kids all day! Tra lala!" Even though her routine sounds extremely difficult and boring, I find it refreshing that she admits to it.

WHY did Bon Appetit interview this woman? It seems like she would have been a better fit for any number of other lifestyle mags out there. Weird.

Well, I live deep in a Red State in a ruby red county, so I take by bubbles where I can get them.

Jez keeps me from feeling like I am a babbling Cassandra. And I get to vent here, so my husband doesn't have to listen to it.

I never have.

They should be. They should at least be FORCED to inform woman of all their options, ESPECIALLY with birth control.

This is the best news I have heard all month long. God I love this show.