Oh my god are you from Buffalo Gap?? (My dad used to live on the hill in Tuscola.) I went to college in Abilene, but spend high school overseas so I never got a mum. :( I feel like I missed out.

I'm from Texas, but I was out of the country in high school, so I never got a mum. I feel like I kind of missed out.

Me too. I get the house professionally cleaned about twice a year so that it's spotless for family get-togethers, but the rest of the time it's cozily messy.

Oh, I would pay this woman as much as I could to clean my house. I don't even know where to being when it comes to cleaning like that. But it's different when you're paying someone to do something and when they just do it when they're a guest.

Yeah, I don't care how she says it, I'd still feel like she was judging me. My issues, let me show you them.

Am I the only would who would be horrified at the idea of having this woman over to my house? I'm so paranoid about being judged, I think I would die if I found out a guest had secretly cleaned something she didn't think was clean enough.

I think she means it when she says she's not gonna run. Honestly, I think the poor woman is ready to just freaking retire at this point. Can you imagine how crazy her life is? If she ran for president, and won, and won a second term, she'd be in her eighties by the time it was all said and done. Girl needs a break,…

Yes, if it is on I have to watch! Drinking game rules for this show could be awesome, can I help?

Oh I know. Also, Hilary, when they told you they wanted an updated kitchen, added guest suite, new master bath, new walk-in closet, new floors throughout, AND a finished basement all for less than 20K, you didn't think to tell them that was maybe just a touch unrealistic? The budgets and what these people expect…

I like it when they bitch about the fixtures. Like, oh we'll just put in granite counter tops as soon as we move in, but those tacky fixtures in the bathroom are a deal breaker. Like, wut?

We drink when Hilary encounters some huge problem that is going to keep the people from getting their finished basement and the people go, "I am REALLY disappointed, Hilary. I thought you could do this for us." Happens in every. single. episode.

Also in the plus sized clothes threads - "I can't find jeans that are long enough and slim enough because I'm so skinny and tall! It's exactly the same as your plus sized clothing frustrations!" SHUT UP NO IT ISN'T YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA OH MY GOD.

Aw man, this sucks. I'm happy for you, the VH1 gig sounds SUPER COOL, but I'm really sad to see you go and will miss you lots. If you're ever down in Texas, look me up. I'll take you to a honky tonk and we can make fun of rednecks.

She has been to rehab many times. I don't think there is anyone left who can get through to her.

I think that picture of Christina is from when she was like 19 years old.

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As much as I would like to see a third term, I have to admit I breathed a huge sigh of relief when the election was over and I knew Obama and his family wouldn't have to go through that nightmare ever again.

There is this asshole in the shitkicker town I happen to live in who put up a billboard during the election season that said, "Pray for Obama" with a quote to a Leviticus (of course) verse that was something to the effect of "May his children be fatherless, may his wife be a widow." The asswipe was investigated by the…

I totally, completely agree with you. I think Casey chloroformed Caley, and I think she had done so for a long time on the regular. (I read that her parents were trying to force Casey to be a good mother by refusing to babysit.) I think one night, she dosed too much and Caley died. If the prosecution hadn't been such…

I do not understand why Barb doesn't petition the state for custody of the Jace. It seems like it would be pretty easy for her to get, and then she could get foster care assistance.