No problem! Glad I could help!

Gift cards for consumables. If she drinks coffee, Starbucks gift cards. If she doesn't drink coffee, maybe find out what her favorite cheapish restaurant is and get her a gift card there. There is also always gift cards for movies. When I was a poor intern, I used to be so stoked to get gift cards to restaurants and…

I like most of these "what to by" articles, but this one seems really mean spirited. I mean, if you hate the person that much, why buy them anything at all? Or just something totally generic, like a Starbucks gift card or similar. Why be overtly tacky?

I don't know, I'm partial to "DID YOU FEED THE RACOONS, EDIE?!" But that's because me and my roommate used to shout that to each other across the house at least once a day.

Are you kidding me? I am by no means wealthy. I work for the food stamp office, for God's sake. And yet. I still manage to afford nice things and holiday gifts without black Friday. I have never done Black Friday once in my life and never will. Give me a break.

Even though it doesn't look like the second coming of Citizen Kane, I'll still see because of my girl, Melissa McCarthy. Just like I still watch Mike and Molly even though it's gone way down hill.

Great post. Why is this not at the top of the page? Shenanigans, I say!

Yes, I concur with the others. What is this call and where I can obtain one? (For my friend, natch.)

Oh yes, I totally agree with you. I was nitpicking, a bit.

What year is that map from? It has my county colored blue, and it most certainly went red. (Unfortunately.) This looks more 2008 than 2012.

You are awesome! Keep on with your bad self!

The schadenfreude just never stops being THE BEST THING EVER IN THE WORLD OH MY GOD I AM ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH

Girl. I am right there with you. I can.not.stop. reveling in the schadenfreude on Facebook. Some of my inlaws have defriended me, lol! It's just SO DELICIOUS I CAN'T STAND IT. FUCK BEING THE BIGGER PERSON RIGHT NOW LET ME WALLOW! WAAALLOOOOOOWWWW!

And they call themselves fiscal conservatives... ppfffttt!

Ugh, yeah, there is that. There is also the "Romney lost because he was TOO MODERATE AND NOT CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH!" Like, are you kidding me? You really think the swing voters who chose Obama would pick someone MORE conservative than Romney? They are out of their damn minds.

The Republican party is going to have to undergo a radical sea change if they want to remain relevant. Just look at pictures of the two official watch parties - on Romney's side it was a sea of white faces, expensive clothing, shiny shoes, and middle age. On Obama's side it was black, white, Hispanic, Asian, gay,…

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Can we extend this to shiny grommets and stupid sparkle crap? Why do they have to ruin perfectly cute shirts with that shit? Why is it only plus sized clothes they do this do? It is so infuriating!

This is why I have been eying eShakti for a LONG time, but never actually bought anything. The word on the street is too hit-or-miss.