And then what? So, you've changed your name and moved away. What now? All your work experience is in politics, all your career aspirations were geared toward that track, you were a presidential intern for God's sake. Are you going to go flip burgers in Ohio?

Are those hats meant to, like, be worn? By people?

Monica Lewinsky must be really hard up for cash. I don't know, I always really felt for her. She is only a year older than me, and when the whole thing went down I just kept imagining myself in her shoes. I probably would have done the exact. same. thing. Poor girl, fell for her insanely charismatic incredibly…

Right?! The makeup is sooooo creepy!

I am so sorry that happened to you. The time it happened to me I demanded my resume back stating, "I don't want you to have any of my contact information and I'm reporting you to BBB." I was SO PISSED OFF. I wish there were some way to block those people from the job search sites.

I hate the fucking sparkly grommets. What is with that shit? Regular clothes don't have sparkly crap stuck all over them. Why do plus sized clothes? I can not tell you how many times I have had to leave a perfectly cute top hanging on the rack because some dickweed up in corporate decided that the plus size stuff has…

Yes! There are some cheapy fast fashion shops (Dot's and Rainbow immediately come to mind) around that have a plus size section. Which is great, go them! but the problem comes with the way the clothes are cut. They just take the existing pattern and size up. I'd really like to shop at these places, but the clothes…

Yes! I have been screaming about this for YEARS. I spent three years in the Philippines and graduated high school from International School Manila. Philippines is a beautiful country - lovely beaches, lovely people, great food, but zero, absolutely zero safety nets. I really don't think middle class Republicans…

Poor Lindsay. That poor girl never had a chance.

Oh my goodness you are pretty. :) And I want your bag.

Nope. Texas. :)

Word.

This is totally gross to me, but every family has their weird cheap eats. My mom used to make this casserole with flour tortillas, ground beef seasoned with taco flavoring packets, cream of mushroom soup, and velveeta "cheese." We loved that shit and still ask for it when we go home to visit.

Yes, all of we fatties are deeply unhappy. Every. Single. One of us. Regardless of how happy we may seem to others. Ugh.

That is one great dye job. I love her 'do. It is gorgeous.

I know! I am going to die when I see how many calories the Whatachickin has in it. I just know it. God that thing is the best. VASTLY better than Chick-fil-A. Vastly.

I'm almost a DECADE OLDER than her and no where close to where she is in life. (Just got married, just trying for first child.) This kind of thing used to bother me and make me feel like a loser, but, eh, I had fun in my twenties and life moves differently for all of us.

Oh my god. Monavie. At this last place I worked there was this guy who worked in the building who drove a Monavie CAR. Like, he had his car painted with the Monavie logo with a background of the weird wine-bottle bottles and everything. It was crazy. We used to make fun of him all the time. Thank god I didn't work…

I've tried so many times to get people to understand that they would be SO much better off if they just got a regular sales gig with commission. They get really defensive and pissed off at me, though, so I've stopped doing it and just watch them slide into debt with these pyramid schemes. These companies brain wash…

I especially hate that there are certain people who never give me the time of day other than to invite me to these stupid "parties." Assholes.