The worst is when they put up job postings like they are a legit sales opportunity and you go to the interview and it turns out to be someone trying to get you to shill this shit. Ugh. It is THE WORST.

Don't EVEN get me started on American Spirits. I haven't had a smoke in three years, but I still dream about the Spirits.

I will say that this stuff really does not happen to me. It happened when I was young and skinny. I hated it. It doesn't happen anymore now that I am fat and getting older. I love my fat for this reason. I am invisible to the douchebags of the world and I want to keep it that way.

Preach it, sistah. I don't find them appalling at all. (Well, maybe their eating habits but that seems to be par for the course in poor working families across America.) They seem to have great love for each other, they seem like a very happy family, and they are teaching their kids to have incredible self esteem.…

You'll still have fun! Even though I couldn't hobnob with the richie riches, I still got to shake hands with Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea; met James Carville and Donna Brazil, got to be on the floor and hear all the cool speeches, and got to nerd-out with other Democrats. There were some pretty awesome people there and…

I love these.

I was a delegate to the State Democrat convention in '08 and it was much the same way. I couldn't go to most of the extra parties because I didn't have the dough. They were really expensive, too, and I felt kind of left out. The group from our precinct was pretty buddy-buddy until we actually got to the convention…

Where the hell was the bailiff?

Yeah. I occasionally got sips from my parents, but A) not in public; B) not more than one or two; and C) not when I was FOUR, more like FOURTEEN.

My sister knows someone who actually did the whole no diaper thing. On the plus side, her kid was effectively communicating when she needed to eliminate at as young as 6 months old, and they never had to go through potty training. On the down side, the mom had to quit her job, and the family was pretty much tethered…

F'in sweet, man!

How do you respond to critics of your work? How do you keep negative reviews from getting you down?

I don't have anything against her, either, but that was pretty damn funny.

Honestly, I don't either. Not in today's iteration of the Republican Party.

Well, I lol'd.

I don't find it particularly adorable, more horrible anxiety flash back inducing to my days of middle school.

I don't know, there have been times I have slept in my eye-makeup and when I woke up it was all smudged just so, and had this sort of derelict quality that would have looked amazing the night before but I never could have achieved with fresh makeup.

I am totally on the side of the other hand. Screw those guys. There are plenty of exclusive clubs I could join that aren't filled with misogynistic bigoted asses. I don't not understand Condoleeza's reasoning behind this at all. But then, I don't understand her reasoning on most anything.

What is wrong with Condi? I do not understand her. She has potential to be SO AWESOME, but she always throws her lot in with people like the ones at this awful club and George W. Bush. I don't get it. What happened to her? What is wrong with her?

Me too! They get all the crappy Christian pop and bad 80's hair bands and they can have 'em!