My father quit smoking when my grandfather offered to give him the same amount of money that my dad would have spent in a year on cigarettes. Granted, my dad rolled his own, and this was a good 40-50 years ago, so they weren't quite as astronomically expensive. But still, cash was what did the trick for him! I…

SUPER cute!

What is wrong with me? I thought those were eyeballs in the bra at first. Because eyeballs in a bra makes so much sense.

HA HA! I love Tom Haverford! "open a nightclub called Eclipse that's only open for one hour, two times a year. Cover charge: $5000."

I did too! I'm so relieved I wasn't the only one! But now that I read that tag, I'm thinking, "Why in the world did I not figure it out before?"

What about the Fiber One commercial I saw the other day when the wife is trying to get her "dumb" husband to eat more fiber and he chastises her for eating a "candy bar" (what is actually a Fiber One bar)? That irritated me - yes, the wife character was criticizing her husband for not eating healthfully first, but…

LOL! That's awesome!

If I was a maniacal millionaire, I'd do this. Not because I would miss my furry friend, but for comedy. I would purposefully move my stuffed kitty to random places in the house to scare people. Like, they go into the bathroom, and I position my kitty right outside the door, maybe partially obscured by a hall table,…

The treatment of the female boss is questionable, no doubt. But I think that the writers wanted to include a female boss to appeal to the idea that some people's bosses are women. And possibly, they wanted to make her deplorable so that her subordinate wanting to kill her didn't seem so mysoginistic. So, they went…

That just...looks...painful. It looks like someone took a headband and added a patch to it. If I wear headbands for too long, I get a headache. I can only imagine what this would do!

Oh, I wasn't particularly interested in the baby, but the dog was adorable!

I said this on Facebook a couple of weeks ago: if I actually referred to my cat by what I do most with him, he'd be called a "feed", "scold", or "take really cute pics/videos of".

First, if this actually is her: HOORAY!

The thing is, this won't ever account for how the clothes actually LOOK on you - just because something fits you doesn't mean it flatters you/suits your taste.

I actually generally like Beyonce and most pop music, but this song just sounds messy. Not gonna have me running to iTunes. Maybe a cleaner remix would do the trick.

Is it wrong that I kind of wish this was a real movie?

OMG - why do you have my life? ARE YOU SECRETLY ME??? :D I'm the only liberal in my family too, and still receive pretty crappy treatment from my older sister.

EXACTLY what I was going to say! The only reason my sister and I get along at all is because I rarely talk to her, and I just choose not to let her set me off. We'd STILL fight like cats and dogs if I didn't restrain myself. (And yes, I realize how bratty and self-centered that sounds - "Oh, I'm the good sister who…

"Peaked in college"? *looks over at photo of self and fiance, who is losing his hair, but is still totes a fox* Harumph! I STILL think Will is a babe, and I bet Kate does too. Jezebel is SO on board with not snarking on women and children - it should apply to men too!

Dang. A picture of my tuxedo kitteh is supposed to be there, but I can't get posting photos figured out. :/