That makes me feel better!

I CANNOT HANDLE THE CUTE AND SAD!!! CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT!!!!!!

Oh my gosh, I haven't, and I'm pretty sure I would die. :( :( :(

OMG - I'm an idiot. Any time one of those Dawn "we used our dish soap to take tar off cutesy animals because PEOPLE SUCK" commercials comes on, I lose my shit. I have been known to cry at those commercials. Also the "I know I'm a good dog" ones.

True. :D

LOL! I love that musical! I mean, the real one.

Avenue Q: Would essentially revert back to the "Sesame Street"-like shows that inspired it. But with no one of any ethnicity other than white. No swearing, no puppet sex, the Bad Idea Bears would be used as "teachable moments", and Nicky and Rod would be "just friends".

It's official - I've decided Courtney is trolling us all. She can't possibly be serious - biting the sheets, blowing hair out of her eyes. (I like her hair in this, btw, but it's only vaguely reminiscent of Marilyn to me.) I'm actually starting to find her entertaining because I think that's precisely what she's…

ROFL! You win today!

This was my EXACT thought. Definitely not right, but the little kid in me who was tortured loved the punishment. My parents actually DID encourage me to fight back (and they aren't violent people, I promise) and said if the teacher called home and told them I'd hit my bully, they'd back me up.

They all have lovely pedicures - that's why! If you asked me for a pic of MY feet in open-toed shoes right now...*shudder*

Seriously! Looking back at the pic, I think she/her makeup team went with WAY too large faux lashes and too much eyeshadow. Also, to borrow from Tyra Banks, Katy isn't "smizing". If you aren't smiling a genuine smile, your eyes kinda look dead.

Does a parent have the RIGHT to kill a molester? No.

Nothing wrong with Madonna giving a nip slip, at least not based on her age. I am getting a bit weary of her antics, but that probably has more to do with MY age than hers! I agree with Christina Applegate - it's Madonna, did we expect any less? Just because the incident seems to me like she's trying too hard…

Things are always better with Stephen Colbert. :D

HA HA! I love your improvement! And bee tee dubs, I snorted when I read your username! Love it!

I don't have kids, and I'm slowly, slowly getting that now. I still get the occasional person who thinks I'm younger, but not as much as before.

Drives me bonkers when people snidely comment on how nicely I'm dressed for a certain occasion. Some people do it as an actual compliment, others, not so much. I am always temped to reply, "Nah, I just look so nice because you look so shitty!"

This is why I NEVER make assumptions about how people are related. You never know. My dad is about 13 years older than my mom and has had gray hair and been bald on top of his head my entire life. People ALWAYS mistook him for my mom's father, and as my grandfather (now that both my parents are older, they don't…

You beat me to it! That's what I get for not reading down thread!