ADORABLE!!!! I wish my fiance wasn't allergic to doggies. :(

Loki is mad at me for forgetting to vote.

I think I've only ever owned one pair of Candies shoes, and they fell apart pretty quickly, IIRC. Just one more reason for me to never buy their shoes.

Tuxedo cat! Because of my own, and Dachshund because of my "little sister" (my parents' dog)!

I actually really like this idea, except for the anxiety that would ensue if I or my loved one (the diamond) was ever lost. I would flip out if I lost ordinary precious jewelry - if I lost my "husband" I think I'd go insane.

Oh, and we'll all LOVE this - I just looked it up, because your comment on gun waiting periods made me curious. Apparently, there's only a 48 hour waiting period if you buy a handgun in South Dakota. One blog I saw even suggested that waiting period has since been eliminated, but I couldn't verify it with a reliable…

As a Christian, I appreciate the intelligent design theory, but when the hell have Creationists/Intelligent Design believers been "discriminated against"? That's not rhetorical either - if any of you have a good example, I'm all ears, because I've sure never heard of a case.

ATTENTION MATT DAMON: DO ME.

Um...I haven't watched the clip yet (at work), but now we all know what happened to Dolores Umbrige at the end of Book 7...the SC school board hired her.

@litaleeters: AMEN. How about "Real women come in all sizes." Doesn't really have the same ring though...

@AnnsNose: I'm with you - was it a cinematic achievement worthy of the highest accolades? Of course not. Did I have fun watching it and laugh a time or two? Yep. Maybe I should be embarrassed, but I'm not.

@deeemer: Oh, no, I don't think kids should be told "SEX IS WAY FUN! EVERYONE'S DOING IT! YOU SHOULD TOO! JUST USE CONDOMS!" All I'm saying is that it's not helpful to IGNORE condoms, the way some abstinence-only programs do. Absolutely, make it 100% clear (as it was done to me) that abstinence is the one and…

@deeemer: There's not a thing wrong with teaching kids about abstinence, but as other commenters have pointed out, they seem to focus on sex being "dirty" and "wrong" and that's just not helpful.

This is preposterous! I went to a state college, and there was a mandated amount of classes we were allowed to miss - for ANY reason. If we missed more than was allowed AND couldn't reasonably make up the work, it was up to the professor's discretion whether we failed or took an "incomplete". The latter grade meant…

@Ash_Teej: This is quite possibly the best picture ever.

@Ojun76: It is! Because ears are sooooooooooooo unsexay! I mean, you can't have p in v sex with them (despite what "Family Guy" might say), so they aren't worth anything to men, so why care about them! They're just distracting. The reason they only cover one ear up, is so she can hear the photographer tell her to…

I know this commercial is gross. I know it. I know I should be appalled at the fact that this airs 200 times a day and yet, we have to speak in vague terms about periods and condoms in other commercials.

When I was a kid, I was in a community theatre musical that had musical number about two women who decided to become Farmerettes. At the time, I was too young to know it was a "thing" - I just thought it was a made up word. Thanks, Jez!

@///M: It's all in the tone and context if you ask me.

@Ms. Take: True. You do make a good point. Thanks for clarifying!