Emma. STOP IT. First, you dress adorably, then you cut off all your hair in a style I could never pull off and look AMAZING, now you're torturing all of us fans with fantasies of your wedding to Ron! STOP IT.

@jamyesterday: I honestly don't mean to be snarky, but if you hated them, why'd you keep reading them? If I'd hated those books, I'd not have gone past Book 1! I'm sincerely curious.

@sissylarue: Don't forget though, she was also a reality TV star (with Paris Hilton in "The Simple Life"). (Not that that's Citizen Kane or anything, but she has at least been on tv.) I agree with you that celebs should think twice before encouraging paps into their lives, but in no way shape or form should stalking…

Aaaaaand, out of every one of these items, which one did I decide to click the link to read further? The one about Daniel Radcliffe pimping his NYC apartment.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?????

What the crap? I don't agree with stripping, really, but this is terrible! She's a HUMAN BEING. Punishment for that couple - a stripper stiletto to the EYE.

What the crap? She looks as thin as ever! Those pants are HORRIBLE (Jess what were you THINKING??) but she hasn't gained any weight!

I'm SO with you!

@amyltall: Oh - that should have read "...I was annoyed with a lot of celebs who said they'd move if GWB was reelected and then didn't".

@drinkthefat: If Johnny voted, he's within his rights to complain, in my book. And honestly, even though I now agree with them, I was annoyed with a lot of celebs who said they'd move if GWB was reelected. At least Johnny made good on his promise.

@DoNotStalk: Why does Days keep trying to get rid of the vets? It never works - they're gone for 2 months, the ratings go into the can and they HAVE to bring them back.

Well, we all know that abortion is ok, as long as it only happens to non-white, non-American babies. I mean, come on!

@redsmith: I'm with you - I just wanted to give him a big hug and have him read me a bed time story and call me "young'in" and have him tell me stories that started, "Well, in MY day..."

They spent too much time on perfecting her face via photoshop and not enough actually evaluating the darn photo! That pose is ridiculous.

*starts the slow clap*

@sarabadara: I think that's a great solution to what we should do with annoying people - that way, it's not like we killed them or anything, we just don't have to ever deal with them again!

Whoever killed him (and presumably, Jennifer's mother and brother too) deserves the harshest punishment possible. What a sick person.

@stacyinbean is a proud East Coast Librul Elitist: I know! I just watched it and I'm all teary!!

@antiheroine: And lets not forget the kitteh who saved her kittens in the fire all those years ago. She actually died recently; Jezebel reported it.

*starts the slow clap*