I wish I had Photoshop. I'd love to put myself in his arms.

She reminded me of the jerks I used to have to go up against on debate team in high school, who were underhanded, patronizing, and did anything but answer the actual questions.

Best moment of the night: Sarah Palin says "John McCain has already tapped me..."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

My best friend and I are watching and we're irritated by her bangs in her eyes. Every time she blinks...

Oh that poor family. :( Esp. the kids - they never had a chance.

Is Neo-Feminism already spoken for?

I might have to lift my self-imposed ban of not buying magazines. EW + Jon + Steven / Political Satire = amyltall messing up her pants.

@Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Dude, if I wanna eat cheesecake at 11pm, I'm gonna do it! Single or not! (I'm single)

When I worked at Dollywood last year, Dolly was there 3 or 4 times for special events. Once, my coworkers and I finished our show and then went straight to her parade, so I was still in my bright red shirt and black capris (I also had bright blonde hair at the time). As Dolly was driven down the street in her float,…

Honestly, this woman doesn't make me angry (probably because I've never sat through one of her interviews) all the smiley clips make me laugh. She comes across as so forced that it's comical.

When I saw her picture, I totes thought it was the cray-cray lady that cloned her puppies. Turns out it was a different cray-cray.

Heck yeah, prosecute these guys! And then obliterate the horrid, HORRID people who are trafficking these women in the first place.

Like we do with Anderson Cooper? YUM!

Good for you Dr. Drew, but the title of your show brings up uncomfy images. Maybe it should have been called "TALKING Sex...With Mom and Dad".

@Hamsterpants: Yeah, but I worry that people will sympathize with her TOO much and give her a pity vote. How else do we explain GWB?

@sabbaticalplease: It's not a joke - it's totally happening!! [www.nytimes.com]

Well, maybe they are in poor taste, but at least she gets to slap him. I'm more offended by the second one where she just "takes it".

lol - this is funny. The only things I own out of all his gadgets were the "semi-automatic" can opener, and the pasta measuring thingy (Andy! Use that - it's fab)! I love Andy's segments. I remember one where he talked about fan mail he got and people addressed it to "Mickey Rooney".

I watched it on YouTube, because my computer wasn't jiving with this clip for some reason. BRILLIANCE! SHEER BRILLIANCE!