Joe Biden reminds me of every embarrassing dad EVER. Which means I love him. Because I love my embarrassing dad.

HA! This reminded me of when a friend of mine started talking about the snake tempting Eve in the garden of Eden. Instead of saying "I know" (because, even if you aren't Christian, that's a pretty familiar Bible-story and common artistic image) I said stuff like "REALLY?" and acted all fascinated.

@meli: I've had pain after sex, but as someone else pointed out, if you use lube and have a proper "warm up", you shouldn't be in pain for over a week!

@MilointheMeadow: Generally, that's true, but I had a boyfriend with a large peen who talked about it ALL. THE. TIME. To anyone who'd listen (and to some who wouldn't). But he was TERRIBLE in the sack. He thought having a large penis was all you needed to satisfy a woman. It led me to coin the phrase: "Just…

OMG - I wish you'd gone to DWood when I worked there last year! Go see "The Gemtones" - that was the show I was in, and they're great!

If this was a scene in someone's real life, I'd be pissed, obvs. But on TV it raises very interesting questions.

Pluck my own brows, and I'm going to a cosmetology school (cheaper services by students but still under the supervision of pros) tomorrow for a bikini-wax and a way overdue haircut. The only thing I don't scrimp on - but probably should - are highlights. I fried my hair trying to do my own last year, so I have them…

What's with Memphis this week? First, Morgan Freeman has a car wreck so bad he's hospitalized there, and now poor Hayes is found dead in the same city. Strange coincidence.

@circlelinelovah: Oh good. I mean, not that his affair was good, but I'm glad Elizabeth didn't have to find out through the media!

@Gumbina80: I hope she already knew about his affair. This would be the CRAPPIEST way to find out if she didn't.

That article sounds like it was written by one of my exes. He's a douche.

Dear Anderson Cooper,

@SydneyGal: Please do! Anyone - dudes included - is welcome to join. So long as we're all fighting the same fight.

@RollsRoyceRevenge: I disagree. I think even the Joker would say "Hey, man, that's pretty fucked up - raping a woman and then banning the very device that saved her."

Why is the world so f'ed up? That poor, poor girl.

I'd like to deliver a positive anecdote. I wouldn't have considered myself as being particularly misogynistic or hateful to female celebs, but, in the past, I certainly have said things like "Oh, [so and so] has awful [breasts/legs/cellulite/whatever]" or "I just hate her [for absolutely no real reason]". …

@VikingP77: Would YOU like it if someone mercilessly critiqued every inch of your body? I sure wouldn't.

A guy I dated off and on once told me he could "tell" I hadn't been one of the Pretty Girls in Junior High/High School. He said I was more awkward, goofy and less refined (but he claimed those were things he liked about me) than girls who'd been Pretty all their lives. I totally get this post.

I remember other kids playing it, but I never did.

You know what would deter people from wanting to get pregnant? If we told them about episotomies (sp?). Seriously, a 28 year old male friend of mine didn't know that women get ripped during childbirth. He was horrified. Seriously, tell people about the REALLY bad stuff - pooping during delivery, or, like a former…