OW - those eye thingys look uncomfy. I'm always struggling with crap on my contacts, I don't need friggin diamonds to worry about.

@amyltall: Um...the last part of my comment doesn't make a whole lot of sense because I added the bit about health care as an afterthought...the whole "and lately" ending should have come in parentheses right after the "nice meals out with friends" part.

I agree with all those reasons listed, and because 3.50 is WAY too much to spend on crap you either already know or can learn from the internet. I have found that a lot of my spending has been cut back thanks to *duh-dun-duh* rising gas prices. Seriously - I go out a LOT less, I rarely drink these days, never go to…

Thanks everyone for posting that cells aren't working. I just tried to text my friend who lives in Cali, but I'll MySpace her instead.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: I am SO with you!

@little stripes: Yeah, it'd make more sense to me if she sued him if he dumped her after the wedding - I mean, that's what alimony is. Sister's lucky to be rid of the asshat! And if she was resourceful enough to get an 81K job in the first place, I bet she can again.

I think the only thing he should be obligated to pay her for would be if she spent money on wedding expenses or a house or something else of great value. As others have pointed out, he didn't force her to quit her job.

@I.Can. Haz.Black.Editors?: Well, he carries his house on his back, so that eliminates a lot of bills.

That turtle isn't attacking - he went to Paul Janka's seminar and is trying to flirt. Awww.

@Archetype: Oops - great minds think alike! (Guess I had the window open a bit too long before responding.

I could agree with polygamy if we saw just as many women with multiple husbands (and, obviously, if all parties were consenting adults), but it just seems like polygamy is yet another way to control and objectify women.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! STABBYSTABBYSTABBY!

Yeah - for those asking about her name, in Flavor of Love, Flav gives all the girls nicknames and you never know their real name until they're booted off the show. I can't remember Pumpkin's real name. My fave from that show was the girl that tried to cook an entire chicken in the microwave - she pushed the "chicken…

@hamburgerhotdog: I know how you feel. Three - THREE - guys I was involved with (two actual boyfriends and one fling) are getting married this summer. ACK. I like your "jar-loosener" label, and I'm affixing it to myself to further push away the idea that I'M doing something wrong.

This is the one and only time childbirth has appealed to me. It does seem a little weird and a bit icky, but if I have to choose between "Orgasm or BLINDING PAIN"...well, it's like the "Cake or death" question. No contest.

@Archetype: A Jezzie quiz? I can has? That'd be AWESOME.

@katekate is squared: I'm with you. That's what I'd do if I found out my spouse was unhappy by reading an article they'd published for millions (including both our families) to potentially read.

I thought the clip was kind of funny. I can see how an entire show of it could get old. But I'm an actor. And I LOVE improv. And we often have to do improv acting exercises in classes that involve staying in a character through the whole class. But then again, those aren't televised on national TV.

I do love the non-traditional idea they were going for - you know, her looking happy instead of skanky, with fun hair instead of "perfect". It's not the best best best pic of her, but at least she looks slightly more realistic. (Which is probably saying something, considering they probably Photoshopped the hell out…

*pumps fist* Yay tolerance in Christianity! You know, what CHRISTIANITY IS FRIGGIN' BUILT ON. I am so glad they made this decision, because it irked me so much that they were preaching tolerance while being intolerant. Now if only Missouri-Synod Lutherans will step it up, I'll be happy as a clam.